so i was commin back from our semi-local spot where about 200 total cars meet on friday nights, and on the way back i was doin about 85-90 and i pass a blue srt-4, naturally this angers him because no-one passes a neon. so he comes flyin up on me and he is shootin back and forth tryin 2 get me to race him, now i drive an 85 gs with a header and about 2ft of pipin commin straight out of there (thats it, kinda loud) slighlty bigger jets and an open airbox carburator so on a good day i maybe have 130-140hp. i know this guy is gonna rape me but i drop it in forth at about 80-85 and it was ridiculous, i knew hed kill me but he made a joke of my car. so i got killed and the only reason i post this is incase someone has a nice fd or a turbo2 under the hood and are in columbus and see a blue srt-4 drove by some rocker punk, take him out for me. on that note, everyone who can, go out and beat an srt-4 this week for me, as i have the new engine for my car wich should be in by the end of the month at the latest and ill race every srt-4 i see

 

i did it last week in my 88 tII was easy pulled on him real fast considering he downshifted on me first

 

revenge on a blue srt-4 has been gotten...only problem, this was in florida.. yes i too enjoy stomping on gay neons...they are the most annoying owners. always wanting to step to me to show me what they got. and not one has had the sac to come near me....my fd is pushing 350-360on 14 lbs....this blue srt-4 comes flying up on my backside gets next to me and my girl and does the whole jumpin back and forthl. she says lol just beat his *** already lol....i tell him to goo by flipping my hands..he drops it and jumps on me. i go into 2nd. he took a car length or so before i spooled...end of 2nd i was even. mid 3rd i was full length on him and end of third when i shut it down he was several cars behind me and not happy....so revenge was gotten my friend. EVERY NEON i see i SMASH!!!!

 

They **** me off too, I spit on them in parking lots.

 

i hate srt owners theres only one in the town i live in but he is a ***. he thinks he has the fastest car in town tell everyone he has a stage 3 turbo kit or whatever but he just has a body kit, freakin truck exhaust and a blow off valve. the *** was too afraid to race me in my stock 90' gtu. not sayin that i would of won he would of totally smoked me but still.

 

i had a srt-4 owner tell me his car has 350 HP. i asked him what was on it and he said header,exhuast,stage 2 stuff. i asked him if he has stock ecu or standalone. he said standalone...it was obvious he was lying so i didnt bother to further embarrass him. i go over to the car, which is stock as ****, stock exhuast..... why would u brag about ur car having all those parts if it doesnt. it just makes someone think they beat a faster car.....some people

 

you wont even believe the retard in my town with his srt-gay, he bought a boost controller and runs his turbo on 22psi ALL THE TIME. through town, to work, where ever. he also bought a new exhaust and intake and runs around bragging about his 14.0 sec 1/4 mile with his time slip. so lemme get this right, you increased your boost level, bought some bolt ons, and now u run a tenth of a second slower then stock??? .... .... with results like that its a mistery why we havnt all sold our rotaries to go buy some wanna-b-mopars

 

its an 05 srt-4 btw, 13.9 stock 1/4

 

probably has a RT of like 2.5 seconds and a 4 second 60 foot LOL. one less SRT-4 on the road if he keeps that thing on 22 psi.

 

neons are gay but sometimes they get the best of you