Are You A Rice Boy?
05-08-2003 | 12:06 AM
#1
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i was looking at a site and i saw a list of things a rice boy might do to his car.
You might be a Rice Boy if....
Your car has more horsepower than torque
You have no idea what your decals mean
You have a huge wing on the back of your car
You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine
Your four door family car has racing decals
You have quad exhaust tips on a 4 cylinder engine
You think sounding like a bumblebee is manly
Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block
Your turbo puts out more power than your engine
You car has colors that help promote the circus
You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang
You need Nitrous to try to win a race
You make your base car look like a faster model (there are even domestic rice boys)
You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on
When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars
You might be a Rice Boy if....
Your car has more horsepower than torque
You have no idea what your decals mean
You have a huge wing on the back of your car
You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine
Your four door family car has racing decals
You have quad exhaust tips on a 4 cylinder engine
You think sounding like a bumblebee is manly
Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block
Your turbo puts out more power than your engine
You car has colors that help promote the circus
You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang
You need Nitrous to try to win a race
You make your base car look like a faster model (there are even domestic rice boys)
You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on
When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars
05-08-2003 | 12:29 AM
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Your car has more horsepower than torque
05-08-2003 | 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='May 7 2003, 11:21 PM
[quote name='kingspider' date='May 7 2003, 08:06 PM'] You might be a Rice Boy if....
Your car has more horsepower than torque
Your car has more horsepower than torque
Damn.. you beat me to it.. I took to long typing..
05-08-2003 | 12:31 AM
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From: PA Pittsburgh
Hey **** the Rice haters, I got a guy with a pontiac fiero that droped a V6 camaro engine into it and bored it out. This was his exact words after i told him i'm race him in my 93 R1 for 500 bucks " Sure no Rice Burning Rotary is ever goin to beat me " I race this weekend 
I'll let you guy's know if he cry's or try's the weasle out of paying up.
05-08-2003 | 12:48 AM
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From: PA Pittsburgh
Yea but every one around me calls a rice boy any one who owns a Jap car and thinks they are fast. Hence My RX-7 is considerd "Rice" as in jap made around here. But what the hell i live around a bunch of Camaro and Rustang lovin red necks
05-08-2003 | 12:49 AM
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From: Houston Texas
Originally Posted by -=RX-7 KID=-' date='May 7 2003, 08:48 PM
Yea but every one around me calls a rice boy any one who owns a Jap car and thinks they are fast. Hence My RX-7 is considerd "Rice" as in jap made around here. But what the hell i live around a bunch of Camaro and Rustang lovin red necks