your mother doesn't bother to take the Marlboro from her lips when she tells the State Trooper

to "Kiss my ass!"



I think that paints a better mental picture.

count the amount of cars you have then count the amount of teeth you have... I bet you're pretty close! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



your I/C tubing connectors are made out of duct tape

you use a t-shirt as an airfilter

if you have ever been on cops.

if your 11yr old sister has to tell yer daddy to get off of her after sex because he is crushing her cigarettes.....

HEY!!!!!!!!! Quit making fun of me!

...if you have never been out of the county



mike

....if you drive around in pickup trucks late at night mooning people



mike

youve had sex on a satelite dish

if you ever had your best hunting dog stuffed



if your mother and your gf are the same person



if your dad tells you to clean your room cause he needs the empty beer cans in your room for $ to get a 12 pack

...if you believe the car with the biggest tyres gets the right of way.





Sorry to drag this thread up again, but I heard this the other day and couldn't resist. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/happy.png

If your truck has curtains and your house doesn't.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png



this post revival demands one image:



http://www.moderngypsy.com/dreamdeep.../yesterday.jpg



kevin.

that must be a business man, he is high tech, he is on a cordless phone.



Although he is probably ordering dresses from QVC or something, lol.



Thought I would add to the old thread motiff

LMAO, i think he's buying some Oxiclean cause it's powered by the air you and I breathe and activated by the water we drink.



kevin.

If this is your car.

rednecks r kool https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png

I am a redneck, transplanted to the city.

ever see a pontiac firebird rollin' on 40's, jacked 7' off the ground? that's redneck



(and yes I have seen something similar, that frequents my area....and yes, I live in a redneck area)

Baldy, there's a pic of that around the net, i just dont feel like finding it lol



kevin.

my father was just commenting on how I'm redneck becuase I have a car halfway on cinder blocks, and car parts laying around

I've seen a Cadillac done up like that. One of those with the slanted trunk.

you might be a redneck if you have plastic waterfowl in your rock bed



mike

you might be a redneck if you have a rockbed instead of grass



mike

Rednecks scare me.

Us northern rednecks aren't nearly as extreme as your southern ones. We can't get much of a sunburn on the back of the neck in the winter, plus since it's so cold we might as well stay in school. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif