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your belt used to be your shoelace.
kevin. |
you have appliances in the yard
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You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
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You and your dog use the same tree.
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you mow your lawn and find a car...or two
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instructions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
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you think your mullet is cool
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You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
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The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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(true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with |
you left your shotgun in the truck!
mike |
you take your kid to school because you're in the same grade
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your neck is red
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 11:36 AM
your neck is red
mike |
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. You've painted a car with house paint. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!" lol im done now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png kevin. |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM
(true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:41 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM'] (true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn later I met the father of the house...major redneck |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:50 PM
[quote name='teknics' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:41 PM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Feb 28 2003, 02:35 PM'] (true story)
you have deer parts, particularly lower legs, laying around the yard for dogs to play with my wife and I go to this nice house out of town for a baby shower, and on our way out, we see all these deer legs laying around in the well-manicured lawn later I met the father of the house...major redneck [/quote] LMFAO kevin. |
your neighbors refer to the doublewide on the sandmound as: The mansion on the hill
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your house still has the "oversize load" banner hanging on it from that time you moved.
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or if your "business at home" is centered on the front lawn:
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you refer to everyone you know as "my cousin"
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lol the best ones:
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/du...e_outhouse.jpg http://www.deansplanet.com/images/re...nd%20chime.jpg http://www.deansplanet.com/images/rejects94.jpg http://www.deansplanet.com/images/Re...ecorations.jpg http://www.deansplanet.com/images/HolyShit_101.jpg lol time for breakfast (it's 3pm, lol) so ill be back later kevin. |
you have ever said, "let's go to the good Denny's"
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your pickup hasd a rag as a gas cap
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you have more cars that teeth
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1. if your porch collapses and more then 2 dogs are killed.
2. your belt buckel cost more then your wedding ring 3. you go to the family reunion to meet women 4. at christmas time you stand under the mistle toe waiting for granny and cousin sue ellen to come by 5. someone asks for your ID and you point at your belt buckel You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' what nascar stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks You think Genitalia is an Italian airline You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You think safe sex is a padded headboard Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks. Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." thats all for now if you want more i have them |
You have more cars than socks. And by that definition, i might be a redneck.
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Originally Posted by TurboSmoke' date='Feb 28 2003, 03:33 PM
1. if your porch collapses and more then 2 dogs are killed.
2. your belt buckel cost more then your wedding ring 3. you go to the family reunion to meet women 4. at christmas time you stand under the mistle toe waiting for granny and cousin sue ellen to come by 5. someone asks for your ID and you point at your belt buckel You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' what nascar stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks You think Genitalia is an Italian airline You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You think safe sex is a padded headboard Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks. Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." thats all for now if you want more i have them kevin. |
Your tractor payment is more than your car payment...Hey wait a minute..My tractor payment is more than my truck payment
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Your dog farts and you take the credit . . .
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you might be a redneck if when your done ******* a 13 year old girl when you are done you turn her over and pretend she is a 13 year old boy.
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if your mom doesnt take the marlboro from her lips when talking to the State Troopers
if you have an engine hanging from a tree in any part of your yard if you thought "Old Yeller" was a movie about Grampa's tooth Leo |
ur driving down the road and u see a sign that says "crack kills" and it reminds u to pull ur pants up
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 28 2003, 01:57 PM
Bill gates new BUI:
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Larry the cable guy is a redneck style comedian.. pretty funny.. download some of his stuff if you get a chance..
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your house has more useable tires then the three cars sitting in your yard........... together
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