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Old 01-29-2005 | 09:12 AM
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Man peed way out of avalanche



A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.



Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.



He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.



But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.



He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.



He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."



Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu
Old 01-29-2005 | 09:16 AM
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how the ****!
Old 01-29-2005 | 09:36 AM
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THE MAN !
Old 01-29-2005 | 09:40 AM
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****, that's alot of snow man.
Old 01-29-2005 | 10:11 AM
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thats a lot of beer! im wondering how long he was out there and without food. 60 beers on an empty stomach... man that guy was drunk!
Old 01-29-2005 | 12:00 PM
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That's ****** awesome!
Old 01-29-2005 | 01:10 PM
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He is my Idol. It must have ******* stunk with all that **** right outside the window.
Old 01-29-2005 | 01:18 PM
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If your that drunk would you notice or even care? That guy is awesome though
Old 01-29-2005 | 01:47 PM
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OMG its too hard to turn the car on and run it hot! **** him (drunk dude)its BS.
Old 01-29-2005 | 01:55 PM
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his car was probably out of gas, its not bs it was a link on drudge and thats a pretty reputable news source



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