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My away message for aim fits this thread nicely!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline! - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4. - If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. Nobody will answer. - If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are AND we are out to get you. Just stay on the line while we trace your call. - If you are **** retentive, press 1, 5, 6, 8 and the # simultaneously, while standing on one foot and hopping. |
Thats the msg I WAS looking for, but I have to leave to get more tinfoil, the Iridium coating on mine is wearing thin!
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I fit into almost all of those categories....thank goodness for speed dial.
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It always fun till someone gets hurt, then it hilarious...
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I fit into almost all of those categories....thank goodness for speed dial. lmao...what do u do if u misdial?? haha |
Then I'm just a failure.
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He's just lucky he doesn't have a rotary phone, all his fingers would be broken.
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In Scotland, they still use rotary phones, and the number for emergencies is 999.
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Then I'm just a failure. Hmm. Say someone has two personalities; One personality Tries to fail, and succeeds. The other tries to fail, and fails. Which personality wins??? That'd **** with a skitzo's head haha. |
only the fuzzy ones go on
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