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Old 07-29-2003 | 08:24 AM
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A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a box of 24 rare and very expensive cigars, insured them against... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued, and won.

In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that the man held a policy from the company in which it was warranted that the cigars were insurable. The company, in the policy, had also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and so, the company was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he had lost in "the fires."

However, shortly after the man cashed his check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year prison terms.
Old 07-29-2003 | 08:32 AM
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I think that was a joke. Still funny though.
Old 07-29-2003 | 08:35 AM
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I believed it up to "...24 consecutive one-year prison terms."



or is that the punch line to the joke?
Old 07-29-2003 | 08:38 AM
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http://www.urbanlegends.com/legal/cigar_fi..._insurance.html
Old 07-29-2003 | 10:19 AM
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haha
Old 07-29-2003 | 11:57 AM
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he's why we live in a flood plain and cant get flood insurance!
Old 07-29-2003 | 12:14 PM
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hahahahaha..
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