Eric Happy Meal

jack boots, i felt your pain when i saw it last night, and ive always felt the same way.



a long time ago at a Yes concert (at the hollywood bowl) ****** everyone around us thought they needed to raise their hands above their heads to clap. as if the ****** guys on stage (who we could barely see) would look through the audience and see these **** with their hands above their heads clapping and say "hey look at those guys theyre really digging the show!!"

j9fd3s

to answer the original question: i liked pink floyd

ambassador_josh

We went to the premiere of Return of the King and they oversold the theater...Krystal and I got there in time to secure some seats, just outside the range of seats that some kid was reserving for the rest of his bastard *** family...So Krystal goes to the restroom and i'm sitting there by myself and people start crowding the theatre...the punk kid reserving seats was overrun quickly, while I managed to save Krystal's seat. So the kid's Mom comes in and physically removes the other people to get in my face (the kid said I stole their seats, Krystal and I took all 7 of em, obviously) and she's calling me every name in the book, i'm trying to calm her down and explain that her kid is lying, and she's going on about how her 13 year old angel in the marilyn manson shirt with the pierced eyebrow because he wanted to fit in somewhere has never down anything wrong...Long story short she JUMPS ON ME to remove me from the theater. She pulled my hamstring due to the angle I was sitting, and I left to go get the manager...on my way down I pass the punk **********er's Dad; the Mom yells down at him "HEY THATS HIM!", resulting in him grabbing me by the shirt collar so he can deck me (for what, I dont know, they werent saving THOSE seats) and at this point I become enraged; i've been assaulted, publically harassed, and insulted..I push this geriatric ****-stick off of me and rather than deck him, I start to tell him exactly what I think of him, at the top of my lungs.. This garners the attention of the rest of the theater. I'm cussing this guy out and letting him know what I think of him not letting him get a word in, I'm telling him he's a burnout, a hasbeen, his wife has cottage cheese legs and smells like a can of tuna left out in the sun, his son probably doesnt have any real friends because you cant buy personality in the on sale department of hot topic with daddy's credit card...and the theatre manager walks in.



For some reason, I'M escorted from the auditorium into the lobby, where they're trying to calm me down. Krystal meets up with us and helps to validate my story. Sadly, we didnt get to see the movie on opening day, yet we did score refunds for that showing, a raincheck each, plus I called into their corporate office to file a formal complaint, which resulted in 4 more rainchecks.



Bastards. And I bet they drove an SUV to the theater, too.



Bastards.

jackboots

wow.



That's pretty lame.











Know what?

















I'd be willing to bet that when you left, and the cockfags who assaulted you calmed down and the movie started...



















































I'll bet they clapped.

ambassador_josh

I bet they did.





Bastards

Eric Happy Meal

but honestly, i thought episode 3 wasnt so great.....the story wasnt as good as the other ones. like the special effects and fight scenes were cool, but thats where it ends.



oh yeah, and what the **** was up with the ending and darth vader talking and crap. that was quite possibly the worst moment in movie history.

ambassador_josh

EP1, 2, and 3, to me at least, seemed to try to cram way too much backstory into 7.5 hours of film. The "midichlorean" speech in EP 1 had me shaking my head, wondering why they had to explain something so kindergartenly to a bunch of fanboys...



Oh and the virgin birth of anakin (his mom was knocked up by the force) should've outraged Christians the world over, but I havent heard ONE SINGLE SUBURBANITE MOTHER looking for something to justify her meaningless life say the movie is wicked for this. Oh well, I guess they can selectively call people heathens too.

Lothema

its times like that when you should have told the lady to blow you, and decked the husband



on the outside chance that she was a **** you would have gotten a free laugh at her attempt, otherwise you could have shown the kid how to properly use the phrase blow me



i dunno, maybe thats a little crude, but with a bitch like that who cares?

ambassador_josh

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='May 21 2005, 05:17 PM']Oh and the virgin birth of anakin (his mom was knocked up by the force) should've outraged Christians the world over


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See, after all the views of this page you'd figure this would catch someones attention, but alas, no.



"Dont taint the sanctity of marriage! Its man-woman, not man-man or woman woman. But George Lucas, you can parody the creation our Lord and Savior, then in episode 3 twist him into being evil. Its okay. We respect the size of your neck"

Eric Happy Meal

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='May 22 2005, 03:33 AM']See, after all the views of this page you'd figure this would catch someones attention, but alas, no.



"Dont taint the sanctity of marriage! Its man-woman, not man-man or woman woman. But George Lucas, you can parody the creation our Lord and Savior, then in episode 3 twist him into being evil. Its okay. We respect the size of your neck"


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its star wars so people dont care.