So i'm sitting here conforatable at my desk, upstairs, reading the forums. The doorbell rings. I make my way downstairs, open the door, and this young teenage asian girl is standing there with a newspaper in her hand. She starts going on and on about something, all I caught was here is a free newspaper, and she hands the paper to me. Then she says I need you to sign up to help me go to college, I'll need $16. Now I'm thinking damn this girl who is here to collect money from me. So I do my usual, sorry I'm not interested. She is persistant and asks again. I say sorry but I don't have any money on me, which is the truth. She says we can bill you. I then say listen I'm a college student too, I could use $16..would you like your paper back? She got an attitude and left.

 

HAHA thats the same method my mom used to do to the jehovah witness' that would come to our doorsteps!

 

damn lol

 

were you wearing pants or a shirt when this happened?

 

Well I was actually wearing clothes this time. But only because 15 minutes earlier I was in the garage wrenching on the truck. So I'm covered in oil and clutch fluid.

 

Did you offer her **** as payment?

 

he said fluid!

 

i just open the door buck naked screaming about the damned leprachans are coming... that normally does the trick.

 

Normally. But one day you're going to open the door, and it'll be a gay leprechaun, and he'll want to be coming, too!

 

wait did someone say find dem lucky charms?