Urges
05-12-2003, 09:17 AM
#19
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: La Porte, Tx
Posts: 223
My friend throws pieces of balled up paper at those guys who mow yards.
We threw a full burger king dr.pepper at a taxi cab that cut me off and called it like 15 times saying we needed a ride. My friend even called him while he was pissing and just put the phone next to his..yea. All in all it was pretty funny.
I just shake my head at old people...they just don't realize that there are laws that concern driving, like speed limits.
I think once you reach a certain age your required to take another driving exam...pass = drive, fail = call a taxi.
We threw a full burger king dr.pepper at a taxi cab that cut me off and called it like 15 times saying we needed a ride. My friend even called him while he was pissing and just put the phone next to his..yea. All in all it was pretty funny.
I just shake my head at old people...they just don't realize that there are laws that concern driving, like speed limits.
I think once you reach a certain age your required to take another driving exam...pass = drive, fail = call a taxi.
05-12-2003, 09:35 AM
#20
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: WA
Posts: 1,312
My step grandma lives next door.. shes 90+ years old, about 4'5, weighing in at about 75lbs. Legally mentally ill, and the bitch still drives! Get this... we built a house next to her because we bought the land she owned from her for cheap and built a house next to her to keep an eye on her. We put her in a mental institute and she was in there for a couple weeks. I forgot what she was diagnosed with. But she thinks the neighbors are shooting laser rays at her and planting laser transmitters under her house. I **** you not... the cops have been called many times over 'laser rays'. She was outside once spraying the power lines with a hose one day because she thought they were using those lines to read her mind. This lady creeps me out beyond words, and just looking at her is scary. She looks dead... and shes vietnemese and you cant understand 1 work she says. Then one day i was driving behind her on a 45 mph road. she was doing 25, and i couldnt even see her in the driver seat! I kid you not, so i got pissed and sped around her hoping she would crash and die. But not luck.. 
And as i drove past i looked over, and i still couldnt see the small crazy old bitch in the driver seat!!! Old people like that that serve no purpose other than to risk everyone elses health need to be put on an island ... or shot.
And as i drove past i looked over, and i still couldnt see the small crazy old bitch in the driver seat!!! Old people like that that serve no purpose other than to risk everyone elses health need to be put on an island ... or shot.