Well yesterday morning I take a huge chunk of meat out of my heal, this morning Amy takes the Jeep because she killed the battery on the car yesterday leaving the lights on. It's low on gas cause her mom drove it when she was here.... runs out of gas.



Good ****, good ****. Now I must go to work.

 

sorry to hear this man i dont know why your having bad luck, someone get this man a beer!

 

But... you just walked into work.



How did you do that??

 

Smoke, mirrors and white tigers!



Oh and I slip you a couple hits of acid in your coffee every morning.



And extacy when we're "goin out wit da boys"

 

Phins needs a Karma Mainipulation

 

I wish I had a wife named Amiee.



- Hand

 

jim needs a working clock?

 

I hope Jim has good workers comp.

 

Jim likes to stroke the donk.

 

mmmph!!



I am gonna go take a dump.