Todays Funnies And Wierdness
#11
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 19 2003, 10:33 AM
Guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize
him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the
midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth." said the midget. So the farmer shows him
aprized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth"? said the midget. So the farmer picks up the midget
and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, said the midget,
can I thee her earzth"?
So the farmer picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears "Nith earzth, said the little guy, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he
picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher
grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the
horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up,
sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize
him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the
midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth." said the midget. So the farmer shows him
aprized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
Can I thee her eyeth"? said the midget. So the farmer picks up the midget
and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, said the midget,
can I thee her earzth"?
So the farmer picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's ears "Nith earzth, said the little guy, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he
picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher
grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the
horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up,
sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
#13
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 19 2003, 12:51 PM
remeber back in the days of yore when you could dail a number and that phone would ring?
#14
Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Nov 19 2003, 11:10 AM
I thought that was still the case...? How do we make phones ring if dialing numbers doesn't work?
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