Well for those that don't know I work at an elementary school. For all those people who say that anybody can teach. They're full of crap!



10. When asking your kids to sing you a song they begin singing the un-edited version of "Whats Your Fantasy?"



9. Being told by a mom that she wants her kid on a 5th grade level by October when he only has a 2nd grade IQ.



8. While putting a little girl in her parents SUV she grabbed my nuts and used it as a handle bar.



7. After asking a kid to read another students sentence out loud he says..."I like to ride dicks"



6. The only hot chicks you meet are their to pick up their kids.



5. Watching students who's hormones are just beggining to kick in grab the teachers breasts.



4. Knowing that their are at least 400 girls that like you but all are under the age of 12.



3. Listening to a kid say that it would be cool if white people where the only people allowed to go to school and people from other races had to go somewhere else and not be allowed to tell him otherwise!!



2. You have to make a kid go to lunch (state law ) even if he is feeling sick only to have him blow chunks in the hallway.



1. All the kids think your car (fd) is ghey because it does not have a tail. Which I later found out meant...It doesnt have a big *** wing on the back!







All this stuff happend this week. And it is only wednesday. Its alot of work but I love it. I get paid to act like a kid. Cool stuff! I have so many funny stories but this is just examples of a few.

 

u have been molested by a child. LOL

 

yeah and the sad thing is that she was only 5

 

yeah man...I just started teaching this week as well. a 4 credit Drawing for Designers course at a University...



Its harder than I thought it was gonna be!





but at least the "hot chicks" are there for class...not to pick up their kids haha

 

Get me a job there.

 

Well my situation is a little different. I teach high school kids during the summer. I teach Marching Band Camp. So I don't have all those problems, but I do have the ones about girls liking you. Problem with me is if I was ever stupid enough to do something with them, A I could go to jail because they are all to young, B I would lose my job, C I would be considered a sex predator, D I would go to jail for doing my student. But I enjoy teaching them. Especially because I can be a hard *** on them, and then they give me names like Devil and Whitey.



- Hand

 

You like it when a little girl grabs your nuts?



They only need spanish speakers. Which sucks for you cause I work with some hot teachers!

 

Holy crap...



you teach marching band...



ugh..



mod, please ban this person.

 

i would probably pay to see a little kid do that.

 

I teach adults so it is not bad.. at least when it comes to behavior.. but it is pretty hard makingthem leard since they have lotsa stuff on their minds.. By the Way I teach Photoshop and Digital Imaging to them.