Subject: Songs for the Aging Baby Boomers





Some vocal artists are updating their older hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging baby boomers. They include:





1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.



2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.



3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.



4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.



5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.



6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.



7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.



8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.



9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.



10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair.



11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.



12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.



13. Abba -- Denture Queen.



14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.



15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.



16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again.



17. Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.



18. The Beach Boys -- Cardiologist Girls



19. The Beach Boys -- I Don't Get Around



20. The Beach Boys -- Help Me Up, Rhonda



21. The Rolling Stones -- Pick Me Up



22. The Duprees -- Try(ing) to Remember



23. Pat Boone -- Advil Love

 

 

van halen: running to the bathroom? could this be senility? teacher with hot flashes?

 

21. The Rolling Stones -- Pick Me Up



thats the only one i find amusing

 

buffett gets off scot free, he's already in the club, as it were

 

14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.



what good will that do, the knocking i mean?

 

did u read the beach boys one's? they're worse then the tony orlando one

 

quiet riot: *** on feel the noise (cause you cant hear it can ya?)

 

ac/dc: hells altzheimers!