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12-12-2008 | 12:38 AM
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It looks kinda pimp with the blonde fatial hair LOL I went and bought me a nice beard trimming kit so it doesnt look all wackadoo. So anyone got any goatee grooming tips LOL I know baldy has the crazy looking mr beardface thing down perfectly.
12-12-2008 | 02:42 AM
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*facial. GAWD! You should know this by looking at pr0n all the time. 
That's funny though, I am growing my beard out. Have not shaved it 4 weeks. I need to trim up the neck, that's looking haggard.
That's funny though, I am growing my beard out. Have not shaved it 4 weeks. I need to trim up the neck, that's looking haggard.
12-12-2008 | 10:27 AM
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Get a good facial scrub, I use some Burt's Bees crap Edna had laying around, and scrub the beard when you shower. Otherwise dead skin gets collected in there, and face dandruff is nasty.
And be prepared for every single freakin' person you know to make some ridiculous, smart-*** comment about your facial hair. I've learned that if you're growing anything but a full, luberjack, manly beard, people think it's funny to make stupid comments. However, with the full beard, at least half the comments are stuff like "nice beard!" and "you are far more manly than I" (seriously). Apparently not everyone can grow a full beard (bald spots, gray spots), and some are envious.
Wow, I just mentioned beard-envy in a serious context. Amazing.
And be prepared for every single freakin' person you know to make some ridiculous, smart-*** comment about your facial hair. I've learned that if you're growing anything but a full, luberjack, manly beard, people think it's funny to make stupid comments. However, with the full beard, at least half the comments are stuff like "nice beard!" and "you are far more manly than I" (seriously). Apparently not everyone can grow a full beard (bald spots, gray spots), and some are envious.
Wow, I just mentioned beard-envy in a serious context. Amazing.
12-12-2008 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' post='913215' date='Dec 12 2008, 08:27 AM
Get a good facial scrub, I use some Burt's Bees crap Edna had laying around, and scrub the beard when you shower. Otherwise dead skin gets collected in there, and face dandruff is nasty.
And be prepared for every single freakin' person you know to make some ridiculous, smart-*** comment about your facial hair. I've learned that if you're growing anything but a full, luberjack, manly beard, people think it's funny to make stupid comments. However, with the full beard, at least half the comments are stuff like "nice beard!" and "you are far more manly than I" (seriously). Apparently not everyone can grow a full beard (bald spots, gray spots), and some are envious.
Wow, I just mentioned beard-envy in a serious context. Amazing.
And be prepared for every single freakin' person you know to make some ridiculous, smart-*** comment about your facial hair. I've learned that if you're growing anything but a full, luberjack, manly beard, people think it's funny to make stupid comments. However, with the full beard, at least half the comments are stuff like "nice beard!" and "you are far more manly than I" (seriously). Apparently not everyone can grow a full beard (bald spots, gray spots), and some are envious.
Wow, I just mentioned beard-envy in a serious context. Amazing.
I noticed the same thing, everyone wants me to grow a beard because they fill out really well and when I do everyone gives me compliments...but its itchy and annoying!