Snobby Starbucks Customers Suck!
06-23-2005 | 03:05 PM
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From: Vero Beach, Florida
[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 01:48 PM']Yeah...my coffee maker guy ******* signed my cup.
It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.
I should eBay it.
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Are you shitting me?!~
How ******* gay can you be to SIGN A COFFEE CUP!? I mean come on its beans that look like rabbit **** ground up and water, Not reall rocket science here gentlemen.
It says "Maleell the Barista" on the side.
I should eBay it.
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Are you shitting me?!~
06-23-2005 | 03:11 PM
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From: Vero Beach, Florida
[quote name='jackboots' date='Jun 23 2005, 03:07 PM']oh, he made it abundantly clear that he practiced the love that dare not speak its name...and that he wanted me to practice it with him.
He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.
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Oh you mean like flowing rainbow colored cape and goatse-esque bulge in the back of his pants gay?
He was supa dupa gay, like a super hero gay.
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Oh you mean like flowing rainbow colored cape and goatse-esque bulge in the back of his pants gay?
06-23-2005 | 03:23 PM
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From: Carrollton, TX
Oh I drink starbucks, I just don't need to complicate my drink to impress the nobodies standing around me or to feel like I'm a beautiful unique snowflake.
"I'll take what the mannequin's wearing"
"I'll take what the mannequin's wearing"
06-23-2005 | 05:02 PM
#9
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From: Stacked outside you're trailer door
[quote name='phinsup' date='Jun 23 2005, 11:18 AM']If wanting a cup of coffee made the way I like it is Elitist then so be it!
You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!
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Or non-yuppie's
Drink it black.
You know what I call people who don't drink Starbucks? Cheap, broke asshats!
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Or non-yuppie's
Drink it black.
06-23-2005 | 05:26 PM
#10
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From: VA
Let Starbucks make their billions off some other sucker. They don't get my money. I've been in one like twice. I brew up a nice cup of coffee first thing in the morning, just the way I like it. I don't drink top-shelf Margaritas in a bar and I don't go out of my way for a $4. cup of coffee. If that makes me cheap, then so be it, but I damn sure ain't broke. Yet.