Shave your pubic hair!
01-05-2006 | 06:17 PM
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Naughty Grooming Tips for Boys
by Ms. Foxy P.
No matter how they wear your hair down there, boys need to remember the cardinal rule of intimate grooming:
Keep it Clean!
For years I've heard one thing from boys: I don't get enough blow jobs.
And I've heard one thing from the ladies in their lives: If he'd take a shower, he'd get more blow jobs.
Okay boys, this is your wake-up call. A clean dick means that you are getting more action. Take that shower. And use soap.
Now that you have cleanliness mastered, it's time for the advanced lesson in personal intimate grooming: Styling your pubic hair.
You and Your Partner's Preference
How you style your pubic hair has a lot to do with you and your partner's preferences. Some girls like it hairy. Others won't put their mouth anywhere near it if there's so much as one little curly on it. No matter what style you choose, consider your partners preferences and its ultimate effect on the quality of your sex life.
The Disco Bush
If you're going to let your pubes go au natural, here are a few things to keep in mind. Hair traps moisture, moisture causes bacteria, bacteria leads to odor. If you insist on long curly locks in your nether region, wash them often and thoroughly.
The Trim
The trim is great if you like hair, but don't want a 70s afro every time you pull down your pants. Simply bust out the scissors or the mustache trimmer and take a little off the top. If you are a really hairy guy, shore it even with any other body hair so you don't look like you have a pubic bald spot.
The **** Star
Peter North, step aside. If you want that **** star look, wash off your razor and get to work. First, trim your pubic hair into a crew cut. You may want to get in a hot bathtub and soak for a little while before the next step, which is the shave. Soaking in a warm bath loosens up your pores so it's easier to get a clean close shave. Before you start shaving, remember to always shave WITH the grain of the hair, not against it. This will reduce any redness or bumps. If you shave against the grain, it will irritate your skin. Also, you may want to rub a little bit of moisturizer on your junk as soon as you get out of the tub. This will also reduce any redness or bumps. Please note that a little bit of redness, itchiness or bumps are normal for first time shaversbut will go away after your skin adjusts, usually within two weeks.
That said, it's time to shave your *****. Voila! Max Hardcore will be jealous of your neatly manicured package. ( Oh, and chicks really dig shaved little monsters, they're so smooth and yummy we just want to suck on them...)
Here are a few tips for shaving your cahones: Lie down in the bathtub. You can take your time, don't have to worry about falling, and the warm soak will stretch your junk out so that all the hair is easier to remove.
If you're feeling wild and crazy, shave your ***** and all of your pubic hair. Here is your warning. If you shave it all, you you have to keep shaving it on a regular basis, maybe once every two to three days, until you are ready to grow it all back. If you shave once, then stop, you will be very itchy.
Also, if *** play is in your future, be kind enough to shave your perineum and anus. No lady wants to give a rim job to a hairy butt, no matter what the **** movies say. If you're in the tub, this is pretty easy. Just take a few gentle swipes with the razor across the perineum, then across your *******. No big deal. You may have to be spread eagle in the tub for a few minutes, but it's a small price to pay.
Erotic shaving party
I'm sure this thought has crossed your mind already. Having your partner groom your naughty parts with you is a highly erotic activity that will inevitably lead to steamy hot sex. You may not want to try this if this is your first shaving attempt. It's better to wait until your in the groove and have been shaving for at least a month.
When you are read, it's simple. Put your lady in the bathtub. After she's nice and soaking wet, make her bend over the tub so you can shave her naughty parts. Use shaving cream or soap and a nice razor.
Let me emphasize nice razor. No one should ever shave their privates with a cheap plastic disposable razor. You are asking for trouble. Use a fancy gilette at least.
She can do the same to you, and you can experience the joys of clean shaven naughty bits together.
by Ms. Foxy P.
No matter how they wear your hair down there, boys need to remember the cardinal rule of intimate grooming:
Keep it Clean!
For years I've heard one thing from boys: I don't get enough blow jobs.
And I've heard one thing from the ladies in their lives: If he'd take a shower, he'd get more blow jobs.
Okay boys, this is your wake-up call. A clean dick means that you are getting more action. Take that shower. And use soap.
Now that you have cleanliness mastered, it's time for the advanced lesson in personal intimate grooming: Styling your pubic hair.
You and Your Partner's Preference
How you style your pubic hair has a lot to do with you and your partner's preferences. Some girls like it hairy. Others won't put their mouth anywhere near it if there's so much as one little curly on it. No matter what style you choose, consider your partners preferences and its ultimate effect on the quality of your sex life.
The Disco Bush
If you're going to let your pubes go au natural, here are a few things to keep in mind. Hair traps moisture, moisture causes bacteria, bacteria leads to odor. If you insist on long curly locks in your nether region, wash them often and thoroughly.
The Trim
The trim is great if you like hair, but don't want a 70s afro every time you pull down your pants. Simply bust out the scissors or the mustache trimmer and take a little off the top. If you are a really hairy guy, shore it even with any other body hair so you don't look like you have a pubic bald spot.
The **** Star
Peter North, step aside. If you want that **** star look, wash off your razor and get to work. First, trim your pubic hair into a crew cut. You may want to get in a hot bathtub and soak for a little while before the next step, which is the shave. Soaking in a warm bath loosens up your pores so it's easier to get a clean close shave. Before you start shaving, remember to always shave WITH the grain of the hair, not against it. This will reduce any redness or bumps. If you shave against the grain, it will irritate your skin. Also, you may want to rub a little bit of moisturizer on your junk as soon as you get out of the tub. This will also reduce any redness or bumps. Please note that a little bit of redness, itchiness or bumps are normal for first time shaversbut will go away after your skin adjusts, usually within two weeks.
That said, it's time to shave your *****. Voila! Max Hardcore will be jealous of your neatly manicured package. ( Oh, and chicks really dig shaved little monsters, they're so smooth and yummy we just want to suck on them...)
Here are a few tips for shaving your cahones: Lie down in the bathtub. You can take your time, don't have to worry about falling, and the warm soak will stretch your junk out so that all the hair is easier to remove.
If you're feeling wild and crazy, shave your ***** and all of your pubic hair. Here is your warning. If you shave it all, you you have to keep shaving it on a regular basis, maybe once every two to three days, until you are ready to grow it all back. If you shave once, then stop, you will be very itchy.
Also, if *** play is in your future, be kind enough to shave your perineum and anus. No lady wants to give a rim job to a hairy butt, no matter what the **** movies say. If you're in the tub, this is pretty easy. Just take a few gentle swipes with the razor across the perineum, then across your *******. No big deal. You may have to be spread eagle in the tub for a few minutes, but it's a small price to pay.
Erotic shaving party
I'm sure this thought has crossed your mind already. Having your partner groom your naughty parts with you is a highly erotic activity that will inevitably lead to steamy hot sex. You may not want to try this if this is your first shaving attempt. It's better to wait until your in the groove and have been shaving for at least a month.
When you are read, it's simple. Put your lady in the bathtub. After she's nice and soaking wet, make her bend over the tub so you can shave her naughty parts. Use shaving cream or soap and a nice razor.
Let me emphasize nice razor. No one should ever shave their privates with a cheap plastic disposable razor. You are asking for trouble. Use a fancy gilette at least.
She can do the same to you, and you can experience the joys of clean shaven naughty bits together.
01-05-2006 | 09:45 PM
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I havent shaved anything in years, who wants a taste? No but really, I shave designs with a hair trimmer 
Steve, honestly, I dont think you cut an pasted that. I think you just got bored.
Steve, honestly, I dont think you cut an pasted that. I think you just got bored.
