RFREEMAN27: ehm

RFREEMAN27: im\\

Eric Happy Meal: ello!

RFREEMAN27: omg



Eric Happy Meal: i know

RFREEMAN27: im drunk

Eric Happy Meal: yeah i gathered that

RFREEMAN27: alligators bothering you

Eric Happy Meal: **** yeah those thigns are poppin up like walnuts

RFREEMAN27: **** his **** up

RFREEMAN27: they dontlkered rope lickerish

RFREEMAN27: trust me

RFREEMAN27: thye will totally go to the ocan

RFREEMAN27: ocean

RFREEMAN27: if they see the red rope

Eric Happy Meal: theyll just get up and walk there?

RFREEMAN27: helll yeah

RFREEMAN27: if we hVTHE red ropel

RFREEMAN27: imabout to falloff thechair

RFREEMAN27: godess

RFREEMAN27: ****

RFREEMAN27: postthisshit

RFREEMAN27: spacebr is goooooooooone

Eric Happy Meal: then/type.like.this

RFREEMAN27: liekthusi

RFREEMAN27: ?

Eric Happy Meal: use.the.periods.*****

RFREEMAN27: danspenis soutlike.a.**********er.in.a.big.black.urne

RFREEMAN27: urine*

RFREEMAN27: post itgod.damnit\-

Eric Happy Meal: is that so

RFREEMAN27: yeah

RFREEMAN27: toilet

Eric Happy Meal: did you eat the toilet?

RFREEMAN27: i dropped my phone in the

RFREEMAN27: toile

RFREEMAN27: et

Eric Happy Meal: i heard porcelean tastes good

RFREEMAN27: it auxka

RFREEMAN27: no

Eric Happy Meal: bob it out like its an apple

RFREEMAN27: pee scks

RFREEMAN27: i gBBWD the atenna

Eric Happy Meal: pee sex?

RFREEMAN27: o

Eric Happy Meal: wtf is pee sex!?!?

RFREEMAN27: butt sex

RFREEMAN27: inthe toilt

RFREEMAN27: trsut e

RFREEMAN27: me

RFREEMAN27: it was sweet

Eric Happy Meal: hahahahahaha

Eric Happy Meal: ill have to try that out

Eric Happy Meal: who did you do it with?

RFREEMAN27: joe

Eric Happy Meal: was he big?

RFREEMAN27: 2 inxh

RFREEMAN27: i had better times wiping my ***

RFREEMAN27: they are allasleep

RFREEMAN27: i dono what to do

RFREEMAN27: im in their dor

Eric Happy Meal: stick it in their butts

RFREEMAN27: wide awke

RFREEMAN27: dude

Eric Happy Meal: pee in their hair

RFREEMAN27: lol

RFREEMAN27: if i had to i would

Eric Happy Meal: ill give you money if you do it and get a pic

RFREEMAN27: nocamera

RFREEMAN27: illlookROUNDTHO

Eric Happy Meal: take a **** on their keyboard before you go to bed

RFREEMAN27: ****** caps lick

RFREEMAN27: lol

RFREEMAN27: im not rrying to **** my bst frisnd withthe poopie

Eric Happy Meal: you already had toilet sex with them

RFREEMAN27: no

RFREEMAN27: i had reguoar sex

Eric Happy Meal: the next step is lobically to pretend your poop is a *****

RFREEMAN27: lol\

RFREEMAN27: i had sex with a chick that is here]

Eric Happy Meal: theyll thank you tomorrow, i promise

RFREEMAN27: notyou]

RFREEMAN27: im not that drunk

Eric Happy Meal: was she there when you had sex with her?

Eric Happy Meal: well go drink more!

RFREEMAN27: no ashe wAS on mars

RFREEMAN27: of course

RFREEMAN27: but im not trying to butta\rap her while shes asleep

Eric Happy Meal: what the hell was she doing on mars?

RFREEMAN27: i donno

RFREEMAN27: but i was there sticking it in ehr ***

Eric Happy Meal: was that the toilet sex?

RFREEMAN27: no

RFREEMAN27: nooilet sex

Eric Happy Meal: how do you have toilet sex?

RFREEMAN27: i donno qwhy you saythat

Eric Happy Meal: and pee sex

RFREEMAN27: i have bed sex

RFREEMAN27: car sex

RFREEMAN27: dorm se

 

dormsex bitch!

 

yeah, that's pretty drunk!

 

sloppy drunk sex!

 

RFREEMAN27: im going to bed

RFREEMAN27: like

RFREEMAN27: in the bed

Eric Happy Meal: pee sex?

RFREEMAN27: like im paying attention the the keyboard

RFREEMAN27: no pee sex

RFREEMAN27: that was earlier you missed oyu

RFREEMAN27: out

RFREEMAN27: right up the vag

Eric Happy Meal: maybe next time

RFREEMAN27: peeing

RFREEMAN27: yea

RFREEMAN27: ill hi you up

RFREEMAN27: so we can have sex in the pee together

RFREEMAN27: night

Eric Happy Meal: hahaha see ya





his away message: sex in the pee!

 

******* right im drunk, whadda u gonna do bioooootch!

 

have sex right in your pee

 

RIGHTUP THE PEEHOEL



ERICSDONGIS SMALLNOUGH TO fit up mypee

 

my knee s beleedong and i donno why



i might need a doctor



****, its onthe carpet

 

stay up and pound more beer!