Probably A Repost..but I Found It Humorous
09-10-2003 | 03:07 PM
#1
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
> dating for over a year, and
> so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
> in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and
> that one thing was her
> younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
> twenty years old, wore
> tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
> regularly bend down when
> quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
>
> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
> she was near anyone
> else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
> She whispered to me that
> soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> overcome. She told me that she
> wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and
> get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
> and threw them down the
> stairs at me.
>
> I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous
> figure, then turned, and
> went straight to the front door. As I opened the
> door and stepped out of
> the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing just
> outside the door. With tears
> in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed
> our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
> for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
>
> The moral of this story is: Always keep your
> condoms in your car.
> dating for over a year, and
> so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
> in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and
> that one thing was her
> younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
> twenty years old, wore
> tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
> regularly bend down when
> quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
>
> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
> she was near anyone
> else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
> She whispered to me that
> soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> overcome. She told me that she
> wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and
> get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
> and threw them down the
> stairs at me.
>
> I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous
> figure, then turned, and
> went straight to the front door. As I opened the
> door and stepped out of
> the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing just
> outside the door. With tears
> in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed
> our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
> for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
>
> The moral of this story is: Always keep your
> condoms in your car.
09-10-2003 | 03:20 PM
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
SEE!!!!!!
ate: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:28:26 -0400
From: <final59@bellsouth.net>
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Subject: [Fwd: good for a laugh]
>
> From: Lorihuk@aol.com
> Date: 2003/09/10 Wed AM 11:56:07 EDT
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> Subject: good for a laugh
>
> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
> dating for over a year, and
> so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
> in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and
> that one thing was her
> younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
> twenty years old, wore
> tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
> regularly bend down when
> quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
>
> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
> she was near anyone
> else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
> She whispered to me that
> soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> overcome. She told me that she
> wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and
> get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
> and threw them down the
> stairs at me.
>
> I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous
> figure, then turned, and
> went straight to the front door. As I opened the
> door and stepped out of
> the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing just
> outside the door. With tears
> in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed
> our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
> for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
>
> The moral of this story is: Always keep your
> condoms in your car.
>
>
ate: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:28:26 -0400 From: <final59@bellsouth.net>
To: <sjkonecny@duke-energy.com>,<cliff.wheaton@wheaton.com>,<cannone@m indspring.com>,<elizabeth.robinson@millville.org>, <zach12@aikenelectric.net>,<rstuh69680@aol.com>
Subject: [Fwd: good for a laugh]
>
> From: Lorihuk@aol.com
> Date: 2003/09/10 Wed AM 11:56:07 EDT
> To: macjan@worldnet.att.net, eta1@optonline.net, DVMBakerFR@aol.com,
> C21Gracella@aol.com, JBohny8172@aol.com, sjcalton@optonline.net,
> Casperi9@aol.com, Hfchierico@aol.com, VeronaLady@aol.com,
> Sugababie9@aol.com, KColegary@aol.com, JerseyGeorge@aol.com,
> CruzMOrtiz@aol.com, Coolredd40@aol.com, EquityXprs@aol.com,
> Birdyrn11@aol.com, agenneke@cosmetic-essence.com,
> hankstr@optonline.com, century21rh@optonline.net, Neilnutley@aol.com,
> jjdk@webtv.net, ANNJO21@aol.com, Tsdcn99@aol.com, C21Link@aol.com,
> jksales@comcast.net, final59@bellsouth.net, dustysmom19@msn.com,
> KenLaVita@aol.com, lisa.m.bradley@saint-gobain.com, Lyonsden84@aol.com,
> dcparsons_2000@yahoo.com, C21patpopola@aol.com, dssb@optonline.net,
> m.roberts2@att.net, Century21Kelly@aol.com, ltstorms@msn.com,
> BAVPT@aol.com, BOBC21@aol.com, CVSATC21@aol.com, Dvbangel315@aol.com,
> rtvolino@optonline.net, tdzilin@ptd.net
> Subject: good for a laugh
>
> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
> dating for over a year, and
> so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
> in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and
> that one thing was her
> younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
> twenty years old, wore
> tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
> regularly bend down when
> quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
>
> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
> she was near anyone
> else.
>
> One day little sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
> She whispered to me that
> soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> overcome. She told me that she
> wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and
> get me."
>
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
> and threw them down the
> stairs at me.
>
> I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous
> figure, then turned, and
> went straight to the front door. As I opened the
> door and stepped out of
> the house. I walked straight towards my car.
>
> My future father-in-law was standing just
> outside the door. With tears
> in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
> happy that you have passed
> our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
> for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
>
> The moral of this story is: Always keep your
> condoms in your car.
>
>
09-10-2003 | 06:08 PM
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Posts: 22,465
From: California
Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Sep 10 2003, 11:24 AM
dude what kinda dad is that anyway? im already losing one daughter, y try and risk losing another one?
