View Poll Results: Would you like to own a primate?
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll
Primates!
#1
Well would you? I would, a chimp, I'd name him Chip and I would take him places, teach him to smoke cigars (the cheap stuff) and some sign language, i would teach him to pour beer and I would take him to visit hookers for his birthday.
I would let him throw **** at people I don't like and I would teach him to box up Nopistons stuff so my mailing experience would go faster. I might even tech him to answer the phone.
I would let him throw **** at people I don't like and I would teach him to box up Nopistons stuff so my mailing experience would go faster. I might even tech him to answer the phone.
#6
I voted no. I don't like smart pets, they use their intelligence to do whatever you don't want them to do. Our dogs work together to open doors and gates and stuff, it gets annoying.
The smarter the pet, the more the trouble they get into. For example, look at kids. They get into lots of trouble!
The smarter the pet, the more the trouble they get into. For example, look at kids. They get into lots of trouble!