turborepu: So heres the plan

j9fd3s: haha

turborepu: I am gonna get the repu runnin

turborepu: and Steall all the Rum in Canada

j9fd3s: haha

turborepu: then Sell it to Za Germans

j9fd3s: yes!

turborepu: But I need a translator to Negotiate with them

turborepu: This message will Crash windows in thirty seconds..

j9fd3s: i dont speak canadian

j9fd3s: haha

turborepu: Do you speak Gibberish?

j9fd3s: yes

turborepu: That will suffice..

j9fd3s: although it sounds more like mumbles

 

"Don't speak Canadian".

 

ok i lied i can speak canadian

 

eh?

 

take off eh

 

You can't buy me unless you talk the lingo, Ringo.

 

my convo with colin owns you frank.



ImNotRoboto: why hello there little boy, would you like some ice cream?

ColinRX7: left side WWOOOOAAAAAAA!

ImNotRoboto: eegads!

ColinRX7: you see, a million is clearly a bigger number than three.

ImNotRoboto: lies, all lies

ColinRX7: who the crap are you, duckshirt?

ImNotRoboto: im, magnum pi

ColinRX7: we'll settle this with a ten step footrace

ImNotRoboto: im also tom selicks mustache

ColinRX7: gotta keep up the pace. gotta break 440!

ImNotRoboto: no sir, well settle this with hedge clippers and a lawnmower

ColinRX7: just help me break open the egg

ImNotRoboto: here use this peice of meat

ImNotRoboto: careful though, its explosive

ColinRX7: only if you give me a tape recorder

ColinRX7: with high speed dubbing

ImNotRoboto: no sir, i have non of thos,e but i CAN give you this hot dog bun and a 5 dollar bill

ImNotRoboto: and my firstborn son

ColinRX7: message me some words!

ColinRX7: some different words!

ImNotRoboto: NEVER

ColinRX7: email!

ImNotRoboto: i would rather eat my weight in turd!

ImNotRoboto: now touch my nipples you beast!

ColinRX7: i cant

ColinRX7: its a form of abuse

ImNotRoboto: but i love you daddy.

ImNotRoboto: take me to a park...

ImNotRoboto: teach me to fetch a stick

ColinRX7: i have enclosed half my mustache herein

ColinRX7: i bid you good tidings

ImNotRoboto: i bid you a fond farewell using this knife...the knife of goodbye's and muffins

ImNotRoboto: yes warm muffins, of doom.....and i extend you the olive branch of porno

ColinRX7: many combolations, elizagerth

ColinRX7: MAN! so cool!

ImNotRoboto: a ***** i have not

ImNotRoboto: specch impediments are for the cool kids

ColinRX7: hahaha

ColinRX7: i love you guys

ImNotRoboto: guys?

ImNotRoboto: theres more of me?

ImNotRoboto: eegads, to the MATT-CAVE

ImNotRoboto: and also to the matt-mobile

ImNotRoboto: *HOPS IN BUICK*

ImNotRoboto: yes, that will do, elenor

ImNotRoboto: now dear, to the sconery!

 

sell some of the rum to me.. i live for rum

 

i live for tire fires

 

so um where the beef