Philly To La Rally
#1
www.akarally.com
Oh, its on!
June 12-17, 2004
Why?
Think about it. Everyone dreams about it. The wind in your face.
The open road ahead of you. Driving cross-country with your
closest friends and fellow car enthusiasts.
You’ve seen the other rallies. $12,000. Tuxes required. No Ferrari, no thanks.
Not us.
You see, we are throwing the craziest, wildest, and sexiest, cross country party ever created. 6 days and 5 nights of the most outrageous fun you will ever have. Don’t bother calling, this party is off the hook. What happens on AKA Rally stays on AKA rally. Wait, that’s a lie. Whatever happens, it won’t be possible to keep it from your friends.
The single goal of the AKA Rally is to provide an amazing, outrageous, unforgettable experience for anyone and everyone that likes cars, parties, and adventure. The AKA Rally is not trying to compete with, or replace anything. Regardless of what you have heard, the Aka Rally is unlike ANYTHING out there, with surprises you cannot even imagine.
The AKA Rally's founders have partied with the best and the worst, the biggest and the smallest, and we can truly say:
WE WELCOME YOU ALL!
WHAT IS IT?
AKA RALLY is not a race. It is 6 day, 5 night outrageous cross-country road rally extravaganza. It is driving the hottest (or coolest) fastest (or slowest) sexiest (or ugliest) cars from Philadelphia to LA, stopping every night to party at the coolest strip clubs, the hottest dance clubs, and the hippest, yet unpretentious hotels ever.
What to Expect?
Expect Nothing
Expect Everything
Expect to have the most fun you have ever had.
Expect to meet the craziest, nicest, wildest people you will ever encounter
Don’t expect to forget anything
How Many Cars Will Participate? 300
We are not exclusive. 300 = more people = more fun = more girls
Our requirements?
You like to drive
You like to party
You have an open mind
You don’t need a lot of sleep
You are 18 or older
Cars?
What do we want? Anything!
If it runs, we like it.
If it runs fast, we like it even more.
If it runs fast and is full of models, we like it the most.
Just some of the cars
Porsche Carrera GT (Yes, that is correct)
Rolls Royce Phantom (Official AKA Rally Pace Car)
Vipers
Navigator Limo
Corvettes
Audi S4’s
NSX
Nissan Skyline
VW GTI's
Mercedes
BMW’s
M3's
M5's
Porsche C4
Bikes
MINI's
G500
Supra TT
Mustangs
AKA Rally Exclusives:
Model for a Day: Each day, we draw four car numbers. If you are selected, one of the AKA Rally girls will ride with you for the day. What you do with her? That’s between you and the model. Please return her in one piece. What’s that –all girls in your car? Then you get Dan for a day.
Courtesy of Dado from dtmpower.net
The Parties
Each night, in every location, AKA Rally will host an exclusive party at one of the hottest strip clubs, dance clubs, and casinos in each city. At these parties you will experience free admission, VIP treatment, and the hottest in adult entertainment.
The final party will be unlike anything you have ever experienced, with well-known adult film stars and celebrities.
SMS Messaging Service by newcellplan.com
Stay in constant contact with AKA Rally leaders. Get tips, directions, emergency info, and prize notifications. Need help? Send a message? Lost? Send a message. Already at the club? Cristal and strawberries, please.
Five nights in quality Hilton Hotels
Participants will receive
Sponsor Gift Packs
National Magazine and TV Coverage
Inclusion in AKA Rally Video Game
Inclusion in the AKA Rally book
Inclusions in the AKA Rally DVD –Teckademics and Ryan Gee plus others are on board to film the rally and its parties
Prizes
Hot Prizes will be given for:
Hottest Car
Ugliest Car
Biggest Best Rims
Most Expensive Car
Cheapest Car
Sexiest Ralliers
Wildest Partiers
Most Lap Dances
Coolest Overall
The Essence of the AKA Rally
Whatever else we think you should get a prize for
The Damage
The AKA Rally only costs $1,500 per car, for up to two drivers. Each additional driver is $200 for up to four total.
This includes entrance fee, prizes, hotels, parties, and many other “surprises”
We also allow two bikes for $1,500 total.
You may reserve your spot in the AKA Rally with a $150.00 non-refundable deposit. Remainder of the payment is due IN FULL by March 1st. If payment has not been received IN FULL by March 1st, you forfeit participation in the rally.
How can we do this for only $1,500 per car?
Our Sponsors
Our Business Connections
300 cars
Again, our Sponsors
This money goes towards the rally, not towards our pockets. That is our promise.
What about tickets?
Don’t want them? Then don’t break the law. You drive everyday. Do you get a ticket every day? If you do, we’d like to meet your lawyer.
THE AKA RALLY DOES NOT CONDONE SPEEDING OR DANGEROUS BEHAVIOUR OF ANY KIND!
Oh, its on!
June 12-17, 2004
Why?
Think about it. Everyone dreams about it. The wind in your face.
The open road ahead of you. Driving cross-country with your
closest friends and fellow car enthusiasts.
You’ve seen the other rallies. $12,000. Tuxes required. No Ferrari, no thanks.
Not us.
You see, we are throwing the craziest, wildest, and sexiest, cross country party ever created. 6 days and 5 nights of the most outrageous fun you will ever have. Don’t bother calling, this party is off the hook. What happens on AKA Rally stays on AKA rally. Wait, that’s a lie. Whatever happens, it won’t be possible to keep it from your friends.
The single goal of the AKA Rally is to provide an amazing, outrageous, unforgettable experience for anyone and everyone that likes cars, parties, and adventure. The AKA Rally is not trying to compete with, or replace anything. Regardless of what you have heard, the Aka Rally is unlike ANYTHING out there, with surprises you cannot even imagine.
The AKA Rally's founders have partied with the best and the worst, the biggest and the smallest, and we can truly say:
WE WELCOME YOU ALL!
WHAT IS IT?
AKA RALLY is not a race. It is 6 day, 5 night outrageous cross-country road rally extravaganza. It is driving the hottest (or coolest) fastest (or slowest) sexiest (or ugliest) cars from Philadelphia to LA, stopping every night to party at the coolest strip clubs, the hottest dance clubs, and the hippest, yet unpretentious hotels ever.
What to Expect?
Expect Nothing
Expect Everything
Expect to have the most fun you have ever had.
Expect to meet the craziest, nicest, wildest people you will ever encounter
Don’t expect to forget anything
How Many Cars Will Participate? 300
We are not exclusive. 300 = more people = more fun = more girls
Our requirements?
You like to drive
You like to party
You have an open mind
You don’t need a lot of sleep
You are 18 or older
Cars?
What do we want? Anything!
If it runs, we like it.
If it runs fast, we like it even more.
If it runs fast and is full of models, we like it the most.
Just some of the cars
Porsche Carrera GT (Yes, that is correct)
Rolls Royce Phantom (Official AKA Rally Pace Car)
Vipers
Navigator Limo
Corvettes
Audi S4’s
NSX
Nissan Skyline
VW GTI's
Mercedes
BMW’s
M3's
M5's
Porsche C4
Bikes
MINI's
G500
Supra TT
Mustangs
AKA Rally Exclusives:
Model for a Day: Each day, we draw four car numbers. If you are selected, one of the AKA Rally girls will ride with you for the day. What you do with her? That’s between you and the model. Please return her in one piece. What’s that –all girls in your car? Then you get Dan for a day.
Courtesy of Dado from dtmpower.net
The Parties
Each night, in every location, AKA Rally will host an exclusive party at one of the hottest strip clubs, dance clubs, and casinos in each city. At these parties you will experience free admission, VIP treatment, and the hottest in adult entertainment.
The final party will be unlike anything you have ever experienced, with well-known adult film stars and celebrities.
SMS Messaging Service by newcellplan.com
Stay in constant contact with AKA Rally leaders. Get tips, directions, emergency info, and prize notifications. Need help? Send a message? Lost? Send a message. Already at the club? Cristal and strawberries, please.
Five nights in quality Hilton Hotels
Participants will receive
Sponsor Gift Packs
National Magazine and TV Coverage
Inclusion in AKA Rally Video Game
Inclusion in the AKA Rally book
Inclusions in the AKA Rally DVD –Teckademics and Ryan Gee plus others are on board to film the rally and its parties
Prizes
Hot Prizes will be given for:
Hottest Car
Ugliest Car
Biggest Best Rims
Most Expensive Car
Cheapest Car
Sexiest Ralliers
Wildest Partiers
Most Lap Dances
Coolest Overall
The Essence of the AKA Rally
Whatever else we think you should get a prize for
The Damage
The AKA Rally only costs $1,500 per car, for up to two drivers. Each additional driver is $200 for up to four total.
This includes entrance fee, prizes, hotels, parties, and many other “surprises”
We also allow two bikes for $1,500 total.
You may reserve your spot in the AKA Rally with a $150.00 non-refundable deposit. Remainder of the payment is due IN FULL by March 1st. If payment has not been received IN FULL by March 1st, you forfeit participation in the rally.
How can we do this for only $1,500 per car?
Our Sponsors
Our Business Connections
300 cars
Again, our Sponsors
This money goes towards the rally, not towards our pockets. That is our promise.
What about tickets?
Don’t want them? Then don’t break the law. You drive everyday. Do you get a ticket every day? If you do, we’d like to meet your lawyer.
THE AKA RALLY DOES NOT CONDONE SPEEDING OR DANGEROUS BEHAVIOUR OF ANY KIND!
#3
hey i wanna go..... but i'd have to bring my wrx if we go through colorado... i don't have faith in the FD in the snow..... haha.. oh crap.. i don't have cruise control, power steering, or ac either....... oh well, still be fun......