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10-12-2005 | 12:10 PM
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that
> morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
> pleasant and say "Happy Birthday", and possibly have a present for me.
> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone, "Happy
> Birthday".
>
> I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
> My kids came down for breakfast and didn't say a word.
>
> So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
> despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, Boss,
> Happy Birthday". It felt a little better that at least someone had
> remembered.
>
> I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
> "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
> let's go out to lunch, just you and me".
>
> I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
> Let's go".
>
> We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined
> instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each
> and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, it's such a
> beautiful day....we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
> I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
>
> She said, "Let's go to my apartment".
>
> After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
> you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be
> right back."
>
> "OK", I nervously replied.
>
> She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out
> carrying a huge birthday cake......followed by my wife, kids and dozens
> of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
>
> And I just sat there........
>
> on the couch.......
>
> ..................
>
> naked.
>
> morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
> pleasant and say "Happy Birthday", and possibly have a present for me.
> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone, "Happy
> Birthday".
>
> I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
> My kids came down for breakfast and didn't say a word.
>
> So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
> despondent.
>
> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, Boss,
> Happy Birthday". It felt a little better that at least someone had
> remembered.
>
> I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
> "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
> let's go out to lunch, just you and me".
>
> I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
> Let's go".
>
> We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined
> instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each
> and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
> On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, it's such a
> beautiful day....we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
> I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
>
> She said, "Let's go to my apartment".
>
> After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
> you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be
> right back."
>
> "OK", I nervously replied.
>
> She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out
> carrying a huge birthday cake......followed by my wife, kids and dozens
> of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
>
> And I just sat there........
>
> on the couch.......
>
> ..................
>
> naked.
>
