OMG! I cant believe it
#1
I was leaving Walmart after buying some Redbull, cause it was a really long day after I haxored the network at the Hotel. And ya know what happened next? I got a ticket for speeding in my Uber JDM TII (You know the one, the white one, taken by the okinawan sea wall?). So how can I get the Judge to let me date his uber hot Cheerleader Nympho daughter>?
#4
I will do the dirty work of pleasuring the cheerleader daughter and right before she blows I give her the ticket and tell her it was my friend who is handicapped and retarded and would she do me a favor. You know...kinda a timing and emotional crutch thingy.
#10
Originally Posted by 94touring' post='771282' date='Oct 20 2005, 08:50 PM
Ya know its been awhile since I posted Christy's ******. Might have to do that later.
Do it and DIE!!!!!111!111!!