My New Diet.
#1
Taken from Q&A in NEW SCIENTIST magazine:
"Q. I have heard that it is possible to live on Guinness and milk alone. Is this true or even partially true?
A. This is not quite true. Guinness does contain many vitamins and minerals in small quantities but is lacking vitamin C, as well as calcium and fat. So, to fulfill all of your daily nutritional requirements you would need to drink a glass of orange juice, two glasses of milk and 47 pints of Guinness."
"Q. I have heard that it is possible to live on Guinness and milk alone. Is this true or even partially true?
A. This is not quite true. Guinness does contain many vitamins and minerals in small quantities but is lacking vitamin C, as well as calcium and fat. So, to fulfill all of your daily nutritional requirements you would need to drink a glass of orange juice, two glasses of milk and 47 pints of Guinness."
#3
Call me a ***** but Guiness just aint my thing. I like eating and drinking stuff that doesnt force me to grimace in pain for a while after consuming it.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
#4
Originally Posted by Genom' date='Oct 23 2003, 01:24 PM
Call me a ***** but Guiness just aint my thing. I like eating and drinking stuff that doesnt force me to grimace in pain for a while after consuming it.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
#5
Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Oct 23 2003, 03:36 PM
[quote name='Genom' date='Oct 23 2003, 01:24 PM'] Call me a ***** but Guiness just aint my thing. I like eating and drinking stuff that doesnt force me to grimace in pain for a while after consuming it.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
Now 47 pints of the stuff? Jeez. Put me in a Prius so I can die first.
I concur.
#7
Originally Posted by Genom' date='Oct 23 2003, 03:38 PM
If you just called me leonardo dicaprio, I am gonna find you and hunt you down like a monkey.
Now if you suggested I look good in a white lab coat, well, then your OK.
Now if you suggested I look good in a white lab coat, well, then your OK.
#8
Originally Posted by Genom' date='Oct 23 2003, 03:38 PM
If you just called me leonardo dicaprio, I am gonna find you and hunt you down like a monkey.
Now if you suggested I look good in a white lab coat, well, then your OK.
Now if you suggested I look good in a white lab coat, well, then your OK.
#9
Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Oct 23 2003, 11:54 AM
OMGBBQ your dumb.