The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided to buy 200. I like monkeys.



I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.



I decided to give them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. So I punched them in the genitals.



I like monkeys

 

your mother was a monkey!

 

Hahaha

 

Colin is one of those people who buy 200 monkeys...so he can cut off their genitals and sell them on the black market.

 

Ohhhh I like being punched in the genitals...do you have anymore monkies