Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for

the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... ...and a

fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated

recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not

without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply

that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only

"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race,

creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform, or software preferences of the wishee.



Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you, the wishee, are accepting

these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is

freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself, others or the wishee; is void where prohibited by law; and

is evocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to

perform as expected within the usual implication of good tidings for a

period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday

greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this

wish or issuance of a new wish to the original wishee at the sole discretion

of the wisher.

 

okay... meybe this one sucks too... I suppose I'm heading towards banishment.

 

one foot out the door.....



mike

 

LMFAO :bigok:

 

i need a christmas drink after taking time to read that