List Your Surgeries!/scars!
10-24-2003 | 01:21 PM
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From: California
ok i'm in a grizzly mood! all this teeth pulling has got me in compare scar mode!
most grizzled hospital experiance: i got bitten by a dog, on my upper lip and nose, i had to assist the dr in stitching my face up. as a side note novacaine lasts about .35423seconds in your face
most grizzled hospital experiance: i got bitten by a dog, on my upper lip and nose, i had to assist the dr in stitching my face up. as a side note novacaine lasts about .35423seconds in your face
10-24-2003 | 01:37 PM
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From: Frederick MD
Blew out left knee. Had 50% of Miniscus removed. Tore ACL in right knee... That's 2 surgery experiences.. Got a disease when I was 7 that hospitalized me for a month... Pherpera (SP?) Basically my body attacked itself and tried to bleed to death.. It was some pretty scary ****. Everything that came out of me was blood. Not really a surgery or Scar... But pretty damn cool.
Stitches... Lets see.. In my head 18+8+6+4+11 (I get my head bashed in alot)
22 in my knee (I thought running and sliding across a mud puddle on cardboard would be fun) Of course I founf the ONLY piece of glass in the yard..
another 8 in my knee from surgery
Broke my left wrist... Casted for 2 months...
Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't **** for a week... Had to get a catheder BOO
Stitches... Lets see.. In my head 18+8+6+4+11 (I get my head bashed in alot)
22 in my knee (I thought running and sliding across a mud puddle on cardboard would be fun) Of course I founf the ONLY piece of glass in the yard..
another 8 in my knee from surgery
Broke my left wrist... Casted for 2 months...
Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't **** for a week... Had to get a catheder BOO
10-24-2003 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 24 2003, 09:37 AM
Blew out left knee. Had 50% of Miniscus removed. Tore ACL in right knee... That's 2 surgery experiences.. Got a disease when I was 7 that hospitalized me for a month... Pherpera (SP?) Basically my body attacked itself and tried to bleed to death.. It was some pretty scary ****. Everything that came out of me was blood. Not really a surgery or Scar... But pretty damn cool.
Stitches... Lets see.. In my head 18+8+6+4+11 (I get my head bashed in alot)
22 in my knee (I thought running and sliding across a mud puddle on cardboard would be fun) Of course I founf the ONLY piece of glass in the yard..
another 8 in my knee from surgery
Broke my left wrist... Casted for 2 months...
Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't **** for a week... Had to get a catheder BOO
Stitches... Lets see.. In my head 18+8+6+4+11 (I get my head bashed in alot)
22 in my knee (I thought running and sliding across a mud puddle on cardboard would be fun) Of course I founf the ONLY piece of glass in the yard..
another 8 in my knee from surgery
Broke my left wrist... Casted for 2 months...
Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't **** for a week... Had to get a catheder BOO
10-24-2003 | 01:39 PM
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From: santurce
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 24 2003, 01:37 PM
Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't **** for a week...
10-24-2003 | 01:42 PM
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From: Schofield Barracks, HI
its not mean...laugh at him!!!!! haahahaha
um.....appendicitus (sp)..... they took it out threw my belly button so theres not really any war scars....2 little 1/4" scars near the belly button where they stuck the instruments in me
supposedly when i was almost passed out from the knock out juice....i touched the hot nurses tit(s)
that was funny but i dont remember it
um.....appendicitus (sp)..... they took it out threw my belly button so theres not really any war scars....2 little 1/4" scars near the belly button where they stuck the instruments in me
supposedly when i was almost passed out from the knock out juice....i touched the hot nurses tit(s)
that was funny but i dont remember it
10-24-2003 | 01:43 PM
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From: Tallahassee, FL
Originally Posted by treceb' date='Oct 24 2003, 01:39 PM
not to be mean but i was ROFLMAO, when i read that.
When I was 3 weeks old, one of my sphincter muscles in my intestinal tract wouldn't open fully. Projectile vomiting occurred. The opened me up, the dr. wiggled his finger into the muscle to open it, and evidently that all you have to do to make it work. So I have this gnarly scar on my stomach; looks like someone cut me open with a butterknife.
Got road rash from several bicycle wrecks, one got infected, so I now have this bubble-like scar on my elbow.
