the good news first: i have almost mastered the art of shifting with my left hand while drinking something. i wish i had cupholders....



the bad? i was driving along , comming home from our new jamba jucie, happily supping away holding it and shifting with my left hand, which im very proud of. when i pull up to my house, with no stalls, noshort shifting, i climb out of the black hole (i call my seat that cuz im 6' 3" and its a bit hard for me to get out) , all the while holding the jamba juice. as i walk to the door, i hold it almost at the top, near the plastic lid. suddenly, the cup explodes. well, not exactly but it seemed like it. the syrafoam completely broke and the contents of the cup (the cup still being close to full) shoot everywhere and land not to far from my dads lexus getting it soiled too. the worst part? i walked in the house rather angry and my mom asks what happened. after i explain the ordeal, she offers me hers cuz she offers me hers which she had gotten about an hour b4 (the woman didnt take me?). only after i drank it did she tell me it had the femboost in it. for those that are jamba challenged, that is the womens health drink, which to my knowlage contains estrogen (however the hell you spell it). im gonna grow *****!

 

WTF is Jamba Juice?

 

MAN *****!

 

lol your all emotional already, now go to your room and cry.

 

PICS!!!!

 

NO

 

too late

 

Jamba Juice= Healthy slushy, icy, slurpee