I met her online awhile back and i know it's kinda weird..I never thought i'd meet *the one* on the internet...but i think we really connect. She has invited me over for a BBQ at her place when ever i get back to the states and has already promised me a night of sweaty sex. We have alot in common and I *think* she may be worth all of my love. It's been a while since i've had a really special person in my life and i'm gonna try to make it work with this one. I know it's not like me to get all mushy and **** like that on here.... but damn it, it's time for a change in my life and i'm taking a chance this time. Let me know what you guys think of her and offer any love advice that you may have.



This is her profile on the online dating thing..: http://profiles.yahoo.com/girltageous

 

YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS WAS NOT WORK SAFE! My eyes!

 

I thought I met the love of my life, she even told me how she enjoyed the beach. http://profiles.yahoo.com/chooseme11

 

That seriously could be a beached whale.



Mark

 

Thank god daylight savings time was tonight, cause that was 1 hour of my life wasted in a chat room I wanted back.

 

so one toima abat bacnk camp

 

Don't make fun of band camp you asain ******* nerd. I was in band god damnit. At least I got to look at sweaty dancers in short shorts, and sports bras. All you had to look at was a ******* shovel faced asian **** in a blouse and vest. So blow me!!!



- Hand

 

what are you wearing?

 

Nothing. I don't wear clothes when I go to bed. And I usually just lay around and read on the forums before I sleep. Does that turn you on?



- Hand

 

I think I just found my soul mate.