and if they look like they could kick my *** I .....[insert your reply]



kevin.

 

invite newkirk over!

 

I have a few options here, depends on what he asks me, if he says "what's your my space" and he looks like he could kick my ***, i would prolly **** in his coffee or throw laxative in his soda. If he says "hey what's your my space let me know and I'll add it to my Twitter (i actually dont know that's possible let's assume it is) then I would drive by his house at night and throw molotov cocktails at his house and shout "twitter this you self loving **** for brains dick sniffer"

 

if someone asks me if im on myspace i, twit (is that the right term?) that they are an *******

 

Scott, can i add you as a friend?

 

*time out*thanks for killing it geebus.*timeout*



I post an ad on craigslist for a house clearing sale, using his address, then simultaneously invite 500 hippies over for a 3-week rock fest using his address. At which time i punch his dog from my biohazard suit.



kevin.

 

ha ha yea "twit" is a pretty good term for a twitterer.

 

i say yes, its www.mayspace.com/yousuck

 

I say yes but i forget my name, give me your address. Then i stalk them online, steal their identity via trojan horse and keylogging. I burn their entire identity. While watching them slowly discover this in horror thru a window I take advantage of the timing and ignite their house while briefly parking my truck full of fertilizer entirely too close to the house.



kevin.

 

sometimes I put salt peter in their coffee so their junk breaks and their girlfriend leaves them.