Well I was meeting up with Joe2dmax....who is a new member of this forum..to take some pics for me..



I stop by my dads house for a little talk alittle then leave..On the way home Civic tail gates me..So he goes around me then speeds...So I wait till I go around the car in front of me then jump on the Civics ***..Then he moves over so I get side by side with him drop it in a lower gear..and do a couple jumps on him..he didnt want to do **** now...So I pass the **** out of him..way down the road..I pass 2 more cars...Well I had to stop at a light..this ****** car gets behind me in my lane and flashes the ****** lights..I think its the god dam cops..then the basterd cuts over..into the turning lane.it was a ****** Dahastu..



So I go back on the way home..get on the interstates cruise at 80 mph..pass my ****** exit..

Had to go to the next one..Ok my light is about to turn red..so I turn right and gun it ..im hitting through the gears hard..I look back at the light..and It looks like cop head lights..**** it Ill be home..as soon as i ****** turn to go 2 streets down ..I see ****** red and blue lights around me..ahh WTF!!!



He walks up to the car..and says...Do you know how fast you were going..(Like if you told them the truth he would let you go)

said ..do you smell grasss burning..HE LOOKS AT ME CRAZY!I said it smells like somthing is on fire...(I cant park my car on grass after running it for a while.the header burns it)..The cop says yeah its probally my car cause I had to catch up to you...(omfg what now!)He asked again ..do you now how fast you as going?



I said yeah..

About 40-50 (Cause I know the speed limit is about 30-35..dotn want to kick my self in the *** hard)

He says im talking about when you got the fastest you did..I said no ..He says you didnt see me back there?I had the gun on you the whole time..(Im thinking WTF?I didnt see no one.)

I said no I didnt see you ..sorry..He said you were doing 85 in a 35 zone...(omfg I knew I was up there but now im fucked!)



My tag is expired cause Im suppose to be getting my Caddy on the road..BUT my insurance is good..

I see another cop car come..I hear them talk but I cant hear clearly..One cops walks to my car..Whats your house phone..(Imthinking im going to ****** jaill..Ok put the valable stuff in my pockets)

I say I dont have a house phone..He says whats your cel phone..I dont have that either..(Now im really ****** lost) Ok they go back to the car and talk and talk..



So now he comes back.. and im thinking ooh ****..my toher ticket I have to go to court on will ****** come up!...He sas you were doing 85 in a 35 zone..thats $180. ticket..and 4 point on yoru lisences..So im shaking my head like **** ...time to get it harder now..



He says BUT..im not going to do that to you..im just going to give you a $60. one for expired tag..I thought he was going to get me for my exhast...tag...speeding...or what ever else..



He was nice about it ..telling me where to pay..BUT I shouldnt of acted like I knew..he says any questions?I said no ..thanks for not giving me the speeding ticket..lol...I started up my car..while he was walking toward the back of my car..and I heard him cough..so I said **** I better get out of here..So im tring to creep slowly out..with out making my exhast loud..but get the **** out at the same time..



what a ****** day..



Bucs won..I didnt even get to see the ****** game..

 

85 in 35 damn ur nutz, i've only done 100 in a 30, back in my reckless days of youth.

 

Yer crazy. Nuff said.

 

I didnt know I was going that fast..my exhast sounds the same at 35 and at 85...



Im getting a headache thinking about it .I need to go to sleep..

 

your lucky.

 

btw whats F.N.G.? i cant get rid of it.. it will hunt me to death

 

Ahah i was racing a 01 cobra we were doing 120 in a 45. State trooper wasnt even clocking but heard and saw us fly bye. We both got tickets for contest of speed..... they didnt have to time to clock us we were going so fast. Of course contest of speed is like the worst ticket you can get.

 

ya i know, u should get a lawyer and try in get out of it. lets us know how that goes,

i almost got one of those tickets, but i kept on going, he was standing still i was going 80 no way he was gonna catch me. how did he get both of you?

 

damn cops wont let me off for 35 in a 25 on deserted *** road. you're lucky be thankful he didn't rip you out of the car and try to *** **** you

 

i got a 38 in a 35 in rush hour traffic. i drive my moms camry never get looked at twice going whatever speed i want or doing whatever i want.