In the evil forum, people have been getting gifts...but they dont know what to do with them! Any funny suggestions/ideas for utilising my gift? Strawberry, edible, heating, massage oil.

 

Salad dressing? Make sure to leave the oil bottle out though for full effect.

 

For even more added affect, should I leave pubes in the dried up oil around the cap of the bottle?

 

Before I read this thread, I thought of defprun (yes I have seen this man before), and I thought of defprun with massage oil. And I concluded:



Wow, that's absolutely disgusting.











ZING!

 

Get a girlfriend...

 

stroke your peepee with it

 

LMFAO



He does have a girlfriend. Tell them the story about your experience with her, mr. defprun. Mr. chesty laroo!

 

Ehn, I stoked the pen0r with it, and it was okay...provided lube, but it wasnt anything special...I was thinking more along the lines of using it to lube the chain on my mountain bike or door hinges or something like that! LOL!

 

 

haha i got 2 bottles of that **** from a friend one christmas as a joke i got strawberry and cherry..... it makes good candy hahaha i slowly ate the whole bottle and now am left with half a bottle of strawberry "midnite fire" heating flavored massage oil.... maybe ill add some into my gas tank... premix?