I Gave A Bum Money!
11-30-2003, 03:09 PM
#11
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Originally Posted by setzep' date='Nov 30 2003, 10:22 AM
In a skyway there was a bum playing his violin as our cround was getting slose to walking by him my bud told me to toss in my free mt dew cap so I did. As soon as I tossed it in and was walking away the music stoped, next thing I see is the mt dew cap skiping across the carpet in front of me and the music started again. Ungreateful bastard... He could have mixed that free Dew with some alcohol.
12-01-2003, 09:01 AM
#12
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ever had the same guy approach you twice, both times with some bs story about how he needed bus money? and the second time he approached you, he was on a bike that he didn't have the first time? well, I've had that happen. I just tell them that I don't ever use cash, which is true.
I've always thought about buying something off a bum. Like, he asks for money, and I say I'll buy his walking stick or shirt or something for $10.
I've always thought about buying something off a bum. Like, he asks for money, and I say I'll buy his walking stick or shirt or something for $10.
12-01-2003, 09:06 AM
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i was in montreal once and there were these hot chics handing out samples sticks of deoderant.
They made me take one and i couldnt say no cause they were so hot, so i took it and as i was walking down the street i saw a bum with a hat on the sidewalk so i dropped the deoderant into it and kept walking.
about a half a block later he yelled a big thank you to me.
They made me take one and i couldnt say no cause they were so hot, so i took it and as i was walking down the street i saw a bum with a hat on the sidewalk so i dropped the deoderant into it and kept walking.
about a half a block later he yelled a big thank you to me.
12-01-2003, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Travisty' date='Dec 1 2003, 07:06 AM
i was in montreal once and there were these hot chics handing out samples sticks of deoderant.
They made me take one and i couldnt say no cause they were so hot, so i took it and as i was walking down the street i saw a bum with a hat on the sidewalk so i dropped the deoderant into it and kept walking.
about a half a block later he yelled a big thank you to me.
They made me take one and i couldnt say no cause they were so hot, so i took it and as i was walking down the street i saw a bum with a hat on the sidewalk so i dropped the deoderant into it and kept walking.
about a half a block later he yelled a big thank you to me.
12-01-2003, 09:29 AM
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I was in Ohio once, and a man asked me for change. .
I told him "All I have is this", pulled out a Canadian $2 coin.
He said "No thanks, you keep it"
So. . . the moral of my story is Beggars Can be Choosers?!?!
I told him "All I have is this", pulled out a Canadian $2 coin.
He said "No thanks, you keep it"
So. . . the moral of my story is Beggars Can be Choosers?!?!
12-01-2003, 10:56 AM
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I was in Waikiki beach on the island of Oahu one time and I was cutting through this beach park on my way to no where in particular. This homeless vagrant asks/demands money. Instantly putting me in a bad mood. If he had of asked nicely I may have considered it. But he was a *****. So I told him I did not have any money. He got all pissy with me and told me he was a vet and this is how ppl treat vets.
Me
"So what branch of service where you in?"
Homeless **** "Army"
"Oh really what was your M.O.S?"
"Special forces"
"Yeah but what M.O.S?"
"Special forces!"
"So you were 77Lima! WOW!"
"Yeah, 77 Lima ."
"Bullshit man! 77 Lima is an admininstration MOS, pencil pushers!"
The dude was indignant after I called B.S. on him. I just left and saw him an hour later at McDonalds. Selling that same line of crap about being a veteran.
Me
Homeless ****
The dude was indignant after I called B.S. on him. I just left and saw him an hour later at McDonalds. Selling that same line of crap about being a veteran.
12-01-2003, 05:31 PM
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heh...we have electric busses that makee rounds in the city and they are free.
A homeless guy walkes up to me and asks if I can spare a couple dollars so he can ride the bus. I told him that the busses were free to ride. he just kind of looked at me funny, so I walked off.
A homeless guy walkes up to me and asks if I can spare a couple dollars so he can ride the bus. I told him that the busses were free to ride. he just kind of looked at me funny, so I walked off.
