Because we are from the future..

 

14 More hours and its our turn on the east coast of the USA.

 

14 hours ..damn that is a long time.... an hour to go for me ...

Happy New Year , dawgs......

 

Happy New Year!! For those of us who haven't celebrated yet, what are the plans for when the ball drops?

 

I am going to get bloody drunk and work on my washing machine. I have not done my own laundry in a month. The warranty just ended a coupla months ago too! If I cannot fix it I will prolly fling it from my balcony. Cause I will not carry a dysfunctional washing machine down two flights of stairs. **** it! I'll launch it!



My girl is sick so we may not hang out tonight. Which means I will get guilt tripped big time if I go hang with my friends. So I may just get a cheap hooker and a cheaper bottle of rot-gut booze and just tell the ***** to shut up when the phone rings!



Hooker rules of engagement



#1 Don't look me in the eye, I am a trained killer!

#2 Shut up when the phone rings!

#3 No cocaine in the living room, yes that is a nice glass table but go to the bathroom to play in the snow!

#4 I do it doggystyle so I don't have to smell your raunchy breath!

#5 Do my dishes before you leave!

 

 

amendment to rule #4, You must wash your stinky *** before said doggiestyle.

 

My *** doesn't stink!

 

I had no idea you were a hooker!!!! sweet I've got a $20 spot for ya. Just for sinful7 Amendment B to #4 Sinful being said hooker must shave his *** before said doggiestyle.

 

You are so behind the tiems man. Didn't you know he waxes now?!? Back Off Biotch