Well I'm on Vacation and ofcourse bad luck follows me everywhere(AKA Vosko syndrome)

Took a train to Miami (I don't fly). So the train is running 3.5 hours late and I'm about to miss my cruise. The conductor tells me to get off a few stops early and take a cab so I won't miss the boat. The wife and I run off the train, they give us our bags, cab driver does like 100mph and gets us to the boat with 5 min. to spare. That was close@!! Ok but it's not over......

After an hour on the boat we get our bags, well guess what the amtrck jerkoffs give me the wrong bag. So now I'm on this cruise for 7 days with only the clothes on my back. I just spent a shitload of cash in the giftshop, and now I have quite a nice collection of Norwegian cruiseline shorts and shirts. The people on the boat are cool though, they gave me a free tux rental for my evening dinners, and are doing my laundry for free.

SO I'm making the best of it. Amtrack has no clue wher the **** my luggage is. I guess when I get home I'm going to sue the **** outta amtrack for the cost of all theese clothes I had to buy, not to mention all my clothes If they can't find my bag.

I'm out, this **** right here is costing me $.50/min!!!

 

damn yo, that is vosko syndrome acting up isnt it, oh well it could be worse, lol

like you could be stuck in the same cabin as bigtime or RD wahahahahha

 

Where you at? Cancun? Gawd, I can't wait until I get away for a bit, cept whre I am going no phones, no tv's no nuttin but sun, alcohol and sand.

 

damn it phins what about cigars? cant forget those

 

dont drink the water!!!!

 

man that sucks, well hope ur enjoying it!

 

it could be worse. you are still alive

 

Oh ****, I knew I was forgetting something.. and CUBAN CIGARS!!!

 

thats a bummer, but dont let it ruin your trip. just think, now you can act like every other goober tourist



mike

 

Hey, that miami Meng



hope it gets better