Driving to work today, when a tan Nissan pulls up next to me. We are both doing about 55 towards Elkton, MD.



Brunette and a blonde chick.. the brunette is driving. (brunette was kinda beat, but the blonde was hot) She signals for me to roll the window down, so i do. She's like "hey, can i get your number ?" ... since she was kinda beat i told her "prolly not a good idea, i have a gf".. then she said "me to" and pointed to the girl beside her... (wow.. lesbians ? or bi ?)



My minds like .... dummm dummm.. the brunettes' lookin a little beat, but the blonde's pretty ******* hot.. the brunette then says, "we just want to **** you". I was waiting for laughter, but her and her friend were both ******* serious. She then said "look, we want to have a threesome, we saw you, and we want to **** you"... I was like holy ****.. no way..



I was running late for work, and the whole thing seemed off key.. so i said "i gg to work" (which i did) and they wanted to follow me, i declined the offer and said i had **** to do... dropped it in third, and left them..



Now, i can either get flamed for this or ... well, im gonna get flamed for this.. but couple reasons i didn't take them up on the offer.. You don't know where the **** these girls have been, and i don't want a girl who just randomly picks guys asking to ****... and second, iv'e been with my girl now for over 3 years.. got a great thing going on, and i don't want to ruin it.. i wouldn't want to do somethin behind her back, and have warts on my dick later down the road..



now why i posted this ? i dun know.. but iv'e never had that **** happen before.. thought it was kinda cool...

 

Your dick would have fallen off......

 

or bled FOREVER !!!

 

Its funny and true.

 

There's nothing wrong with declining a threesome, you ******* idiot.

 

there is, and there isn't...



hahahahahahahaha

 

how true is this!



Yeah its all good I have too. When it comes THAT easy, something has to be wrong with it. haha.

 

yeah, they coulda boozed me up... i woulda woken up on ice... in a bathtub... with no kidneys...



bitches... gotta buy my **** back from the black market

 

lmao... Honestly, I probably wouldn't have either... Not with girls that just randomly say "Hey let's have sex with that one over there!" ... Hell girls like that would have sex with just about anything with a **** so you deffinetely don't know where that ****'s been.

 

you should have given them your phone number..... at least you could have accepted it as a joke and then have them prove you wrong