We don't get mad, just territorial.

I like my exgirlfriends' new men.. they're usually total fucktards and that's funny to me. ;dunno:

 

That is priceless! I had a friend who called his ex to tell her he had herpes or something....YEa, she freaked out and her new boyfriend split...hehehhe

 

not only will he think of that when she licks his *****, but every time he kisses her, he'll think where her tongue has been :P

 

psh my girlfriend just made the split with me. She had a problem with my hands always stained with oil and engine grease, and smelling like coolant. Every time she'd come over this past winter I was wrenchin away. She told me, and I quote "Why don't you stick a remco pocket ***** in the tailpipe of your 7, maybe youl appreciate it more." I got pissed and told her My car cost a hell of a lot more than her. I guess I'll see how I do without ***** on demand. I'll feed my cravings with boost :-P

 

haha dude thats bad, but i'm happy with some lovin.

 

i need to get some, time to go through the applications to advance and see if anyone sounds hot.....then just copy the number.....



yes, its legal......

 

hahaha youre golden sir

 

my manager didnt think it was funny. Apparently thats how he "meets" girls, doesnt want me to drain the market.

 

haha its all good, just be careful of those guys with girl names.

 

hahaha stacy: (deep voice) "ya, this is stacy"



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