See also "The Next Poll"

 

sweet!!!!!

 

whare is the ban everyone option?

 

I said "Issues", because you always scare me, I want to stay away from you.

 

Soylent Green... yumm

 

is soylent green supposed to be sticky?



mike

 

Yea I said issues too, I wouldn't want RD living in my neighborhood LOL j/k

 

Depends on how old it is and how it was stored. Fresh Soylent is firm and smells like a freshly showered armpit. From there it goes to slimy and smelly, and finally to sticky and stinky.

 

Depends on how old it is and how it was stored. Fresh Soylent is firm and smells like a freshly showered armpit. From there it goes to slimy and smelly, and finally to sticky and stinky. [/quote]

so its like cheese?



mike

 

Well, not exactly. Cheese, as you know, is formed when certain bacteria go to work on milk products. Really old cheese doesn't necessarily go bad. Just look at how long some cheddars are aged.



And we all know that Soylent is more like ground beef. When it gets old, you don't want to be in the same room with it, let alone pollute your palate with it.