so yesterday morning I go outside for a smoke... take a look a the FD,and it was lookin' pretty good sitting there.. unitl I looked at the doors! They were COVERED with birdshit! mirrors too. Now try and imagine that on a black FD. I see this little bird sitting on the door sill pecking at himself in the mirror. I shooed the little bastard away a few times and what does he do? He prompty goes over to the mirror on my truck and takes a ****! ARGH!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY TRUCK YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!



Anyway... I washed off the birdshit and he went right back to the FD as soon as I got far enough away, fighting with his mirror image again (dumb freakin' bird)



The solution was simple, I went inside, got 2 regular plastic shopping bags and tied them over the mirrors. Now my jerkoff neighbor's car is getting hit! YAY!!! He hasn't touched the FD at all, I think the plastic crinkles and scares him.



I watched him for about 10-15 minutes this morning and watched him go from car to car fighting with himself in side mirrors. At least they weren't MY cars...

 

what is he doing?? scaring the crap out of himself.

 

funny!



if I were you, and I had a bb gun, the post would've looked like this...



"Shot My Fd Today"

"wtb: mirror and window"