Just got my security package in the mail 60 pages of my life from when I was born, good thing I never moved much. I guess thats what I get for wanting to work at a Nuclear plant. But I'll be starting at 40K, and with over time I can make 60K plus.

 

Ah yes, the joys of security clearances.



Just wait until some stupid offhand comment to a casual aquantence comes back to haunt you.

 

I have the problem at work where I like to mess with people and almost lost my clearance becouse I told someone jokinly I was a crack head. Moral is if you are going to joke make sure everyone knows its a joke.

 

And with your newly-acquired luminescence, think of the money you'll save on flashlight batteries!

 

**** I've got a High clearance...and I told them I smoked weed while I was IN the military.

 

I told them I'm smoking weed right now. Then I blew it in their faces.

 

Soooo.... Did you get the job?

 

Nope. They were offended when he showed up naked, bearing his small *****. And they saw the proof.