Take me to get a tatoo = you're buying me a tattoo

Take me to the mall = You're buying me chlothes

I want to look at shoes = You're buying me shoes

I have nothing to wear = I'm using your credit card

My friends have a cool cell phone = You're buying me a new cell phone

I can go for some french fries = You're taking me to the Cheescake Factory

Yes honey you wear the pants = let's see who's kitty whiped when I don't put out!

When are we getting married = my period is late

Are you cheating on me? = i'm cheating on you!

He's just a friend = He's just my **** buddy

Sure you can call me = but I won't answer

Make sure you take a shower and shave the boys = you're gettin your sucked tonight

Yes I love oral = receiving not giving

My kitty is wet, *** and get it = my rent is due

Sure i'll go out with you = Eat me and leave

I love you = sucker

You can't tell me & my sister apart? = You can't! you've been doing both of us and i'm the younger sister "lol".

 

Uhhhhh, okay!!!!

 

haha

 

I need a pair of sisters like that..

 

^ Rancho Santa Margerita

I also met a pair of sisters that did each other. Call Jerry Springer, it does happen they don't have to make it up (lol) but they went back to Kansas.

 

Kansas LMFAO!!!

 

ummmmm, i hoping u hope to meet a pair of sisters like that! not have sisters like that

 

Indeed LOL