Evil Forum And The Penis
05-14-2004 | 01:59 PM
#1
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 141
From: Cedarville, New Jersey
Found this post on the evil forum whilst looking for stupidity (score 
) and decided to add some comments myself.
Translation: She has a *****, and its bigger than mine.
Which is what happend, he misses the *****.
Because im a total loser, and now shes with her friends laughing at me while i post this.
Translation: She hates you asswipe.
Because Barbie and Ken rock.
But ive known her a week and im ***** whining on a internet forum, because im not attached.
I know nothing about women, especially ones with a *****.
I never saw the breakup coming.
So I start dating this girl right. We know each other for just over a week, hung out about five times, made out once, then started dating during the second makeout session. Well start dating right, and this girl is kinda different. She isn’t like most other girls. Its just kinda confusing but i like it
Translation: She has a *****, and its bigger than mine.
Any we where dating for 5 days and today we break up. Her reason is cuz she thinks we don’t know each other well enough yet to be dating. I thought that’s what dating was, gettin to know a person. I mean you don’t know everything about a person when you first start dating, and if it doesn’t workout then you just break up.
Which is what happend, he misses the *****.
So she kinda says it like we are just gonna go back and be friends and try to get to know each other better. Then I ask her if we are still gonna act like the predating stage, with all the flirting and makin out and ****.
Because im a total loser, and now shes with her friends laughing at me while i post this.
And she says she never really thought of that part and she is gonna tell me tomorrow when we hang out.
Translation: She hates you asswipe.
I really don’t need anymore friends in my life
Because Barbie and Ken rock.
I would really like to get to know her better on a girlfriend basis. But it’s not really gonna hurt me if she just wants to be friends and nothin more, cuz I aint that attached to her yet.
But ive known her a week and im ***** whining on a internet forum, because im not attached.
Well I know that I like her and want her to be my girl but she is right in a sense and she is wrong, she almost made it sound like I have to know what shes thinkin without her tellin me.
I know nothing about women, especially ones with a *****.
Some girls that’s never possible with. When I dated my ex it took me 2 years to tell her what she was gonna do before she knew she was gonna even do it.
I never saw the breakup coming.
05-14-2004 | 02:57 PM
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='May 14 2004, 01:52 PM
EVERYONE go harass her, she still owes me a S5 turbo engine and a drivers side foglight!
05-14-2004 | 03:09 PM
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Posts: 2,763
From: Savannah, Ga
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 03:03 PM
BTW MAZDASPEED, didnt she just unload a TII for a tidy profit?
And I just may do that... Ill send her a PM first though, one last chance...