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Old 08-04-2005 | 08:25 PM
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I just fucked up the vacume cleaner. I smashed it to pieces in a moment of muscular dis-coordination due to rage. Son of a bitch wouldn't develop enough suction to get me off, of course the hose was pretty loose around my dagling member.
Old 08-04-2005 | 08:38 PM
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Why am I finding none of this even remotely surprising?
Old 08-04-2005 | 08:59 PM
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funny thing is, it was a BOY vacuum cleaner
Old 08-04-2005 | 11:07 PM
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Old 08-04-2005 | 11:29 PM
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Dan, dan, dan....... *shakes head*
Old 08-04-2005 | 11:56 PM
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I see someone has edited my post.



Well anyways, it wouldn't go from hose to floor.
Old 08-05-2005 | 08:07 AM
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[quote name='94touring' date='Aug 4 2005, 10:56 PM']I see someone has edited my post.



Well anyways, it wouldn't go from hose to floor.

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Wait, are you saying that your dangling member goes all the way to the floor?
Old 08-05-2005 | 10:41 AM
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hahaha
Old 08-05-2005 | 11:25 AM
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[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Aug 5 2005, 04:07 AM']Wait, are you saying that your dangling member goes all the way to the floor?

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Depending on the atmospheric pressure, yes.



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Old 08-05-2005 | 01:02 PM
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LMAO



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