Ever Get Injured During Sex?
#41
Originally Posted by RussellTT94' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:48 PM
wow, it's amazing what google comes up with
Detachable *****
King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my ***** for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my ***** lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a
detachable *****.
Detachable *****
King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my ***** for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my ***** lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a
detachable *****.
thats a cool song!
#42
oh can i count the many injuries. i have broken 2 beds, and i injure my girl everytime we have sex. YEsterday my girl caved in and we had sex. We had the ky and everything and we still managed to get rug burn. 1 hour and 45 minutes later, shes wasnt pink no more but PURPLE lol =)
Today both of us have trouble walking, my thighs hurt and her midseciton hurts lol
Today both of us have trouble walking, my thighs hurt and her midseciton hurts lol
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[quote name='ROTARYROCKET7' date='Mar 13 2005, 01:14 PM']. YEsterday my girl caved in and we had sex.
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sounds like she needs more air in her if she is caving in... anyone know the proper sex doll air pressure off hand?
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sounds like she needs more air in her if she is caving in... anyone know the proper sex doll air pressure off hand?
#48
no, loft bed, my desk is underneath...
And i wouldnt think that the operating pressure for a blow-up doll would be much more than 20 psi, since atmospheric pressure is 14.7 and i dont know how much the human lung can take. Then again, it may increase during use cause of frictional heat
And i wouldnt think that the operating pressure for a blow-up doll would be much more than 20 psi, since atmospheric pressure is 14.7 and i dont know how much the human lung can take. Then again, it may increase during use cause of frictional heat
#49
[quote name='toplessFC3Sman' date='Mar 13 2005, 10:18 PM']no, loft bed, my desk is underneath...
And i wouldnt think that the operating pressure for a blow-up doll would be much more than 20 psi, since atmospheric pressure is 14.7 and i dont know how much the human lung can take. Then again, it may increase during use cause of frictional heat
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human lung can only do like 3 or 4 psi.
And i wouldnt think that the operating pressure for a blow-up doll would be much more than 20 psi, since atmospheric pressure is 14.7 and i dont know how much the human lung can take. Then again, it may increase during use cause of frictional heat
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human lung can only do like 3 or 4 psi.
#50
[quote name='ROTARYROCKET7' date='Mar 13 2005, 02:14 PM'] We had the ky and everything and we still managed to get rug burn.
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Yah see the thing is you dont use it on the rug, your supposed to put it on your **** chung bro
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Yah see the thing is you dont use it on the rug, your supposed to put it on your **** chung bro