Ever Get Injured During Sex?
03-12-2005, 07:45 PM
#31
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Mar 12 2005, 08:41 PM
That's not exactly a come back, you can't just repeat the previous burn in an effort to maintain dignity.
You should have said something like.... "guys sweat quicker then girls, i was pounding his *** for 2 hours."
03-13-2005, 12:32 AM
#33
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Location: Mississippi
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:23 PM
yeah. mine too, is that a bad thing?
03-13-2005, 12:44 AM
#35
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Location: Mississippi
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:41 PM
yeah. I got the interchangeable size option too. its great.
03-13-2005, 12:48 AM
#36
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Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 1,053
wow, it's amazing what google comes up with
Detachable *****
King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my ***** for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my ***** lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a
detachable *****.
Detachable *****
King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without
my ***** for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my ***** lying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a
detachable *****.
03-13-2005, 12:58 AM
#39
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 464
Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:50 PM
It was a factory option. My mom and dad gave me my briefcase full on my 13th birthday. I just had the standard issue up untill then.
Does Carpal Tunnel Sydrone constitute a sex injury?
If so, can I claim it on my insurance?
03-13-2005, 02:26 AM
#40
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: redondo beach
Posts: 983
Originally Posted by toplessFC3Sman' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:11 PM
Loft bed + 8 ft cieling.... yea, ive smacked my head on the cieling a couple times, that hurt...