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Old 08-10-2005 | 02:35 PM
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Well I will get this job as a porter @ this toyota dealership (wish it was mazda) & possibly in the bodyshop after im employed there for awhile but only if I pass this urine test.I smoke marijuana about once a week.My question to you "Smokers" if there are any on here is have you ever drank one of those drinks that cleans your system out and have actually passed a drug urine test?
Old 08-10-2005 | 02:44 PM
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[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 11:35 AM']Well I will get this job as a porter @ this toyota dealership (wish it was mazda) & possibly in the bodyshop after im employed there for awhile but only if I pass this urine test.I smoke marijuana about once a week.My question to you "Smokers" if there are any on here is have you ever drank one of those drinks that cleans your system out and have actually passed a drug urine test?

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I've personally never tried those drinks, but have friends that have and they have flunked every time. Only one I've seen work is quit for a week or two, lots cranberry juice and water to dilute your **** and clean your kidneys up.



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Old 08-10-2005 | 02:47 PM
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Yep, only way to pass is quit. Go ahead and smoke, but be ready to lose your job! My advice is to switch to cocaine.. occasional use only stays in your system for three days.



Problem with THC is it's stored in the fat cells. You might consider eating little to no fat in your diet before your tests.
Old 08-10-2005 | 03:11 PM
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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Aug 10 2005, 11:47 AM']My advice is to switch to cocaine..
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Old 08-10-2005 | 03:30 PM
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or just switch to cigarettes
Old 08-10-2005 | 03:36 PM
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Well im going tomorrow for the test & drinking that stuff.It was fucken 25 dollars for the drink but get this....it says if it doesn't work i'll get 200% of my money back lol.Thanks for your input ppl and ohh, i'll pass on the cocaine. I have a friend that does that ****.He used to own a lexus & now he's driving a geo lol no joke.He also had to go back and live with his mom again.
Old 08-10-2005 | 03:42 PM
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[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 12:36 PM']Well im going tomorrow for the test & drinking that stuff.It was fucken 25 dollars for the drink but get this....it says if it doesn't work i'll get 200% of my money back lol.Thanks for your input ppl and ohh, i'll pass on the cocaine. I have a friend that does that ****.He used to own a lexus & now he's driving a geo lol no joke.He also had to go back and live with his mom again.

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that's some sad shitt to see happen, especially to a friend or family member......Good Luck on that test, if you fail at least you make some cash from the drink....
Old 08-10-2005 | 03:53 PM
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Heres an idea: If you want to work someplace that requires a drug test: DONT DO DOPE!



Simple,easy, effective and foolproof
Old 08-10-2005 | 04:12 PM
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[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Aug 10 2005, 12:53 PM']Heres an idea: If you want to work someplace that requires a drug test: DONT DO DOPE!



Simple,easy, effective and foolproof

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Easy for you to say, prude.
Old 08-10-2005 | 04:23 PM
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What? The company I work for says "dont do drugs", since I like my paycheck I dont do it; do I agree with it, nope. Whats the point of endangering your liveyhood so you can smoke a joint?



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