Did You Hear The One About The Guy With . . .
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Shift key problems?
You see no matter how hard he tried he would always hit the shift key a little late. So things would wind up looking like: dEar moM and dAd. He dispaired of ever getting past his keyboarding class so he went to ask his friends for help.
His friends said "Ah that's easy to fix, just add a red stripe and letter R to your shift key"
"Why would that help?" he asked?
"Cause then you'd shift mad quick yo!"
You see no matter how hard he tried he would always hit the shift key a little late. So things would wind up looking like: dEar moM and dAd. He dispaired of ever getting past his keyboarding class so he went to ask his friends for help.
His friends said "Ah that's easy to fix, just add a red stripe and letter R to your shift key"
"Why would that help?" he asked?
"Cause then you'd shift mad quick yo!"