so lemme see if i have this correct. its like scott asks me for $238,000,000 dollars for a new dining room table, but then says nah i dont need it. but i give him the money anyways, and he blows it on cocaine and hookers.



why did i give him the money? wouldnt my mom be pissed? should scott have given me a helicopter ride with a hooker?

 

Don't you mean a hooker ride in a helicopter?

 

It's kind of like this, all your friends are like "hey you should get some money and build that bridge" and you are like, "hell yea" so you get the money, but in the process it comes to your attention that it's just your friends that want it and everyone else thinks your an idiot for even thinking it's a good idea, then you take the money and spend it on the people who are pissed in hopes they'll forget it was your idea in the first place.

 

I want a pony!

 

Classic.

 

BUT I WANT ONE SOO BAD!!!

 

This was on Seinfeld, it was classic.

 

ponys?

 

I don't recall ponies, but I do recall the one with the farting horse!

 

"I had a pony! My mother had pony. My sister had pony. Ve all had ponies!"



Classic.