Boudreaux has a store across the street from Thibideaux and sees all the customers walking out with a lot of stuff.He doesnt sell ****. He goes over and ask Thibideaux how does he sell so much stuff. Right then a man walks up and says,'Do you have any grass seeds?" Thibideaux says ,"Yes and while your here let me show the new garden hose that we have on sale cause you know you'll need to water your new seeds."The man agrees the Thibideaux says, "sir I got to show this new self propelled lawnmower, with all that growing grass you gonna need something good to cut it." So the man walks out the store with all that and Thibideaux says," see Boudreaux thas how you make sales"

Boudreaux goes back to his store and cant wait to try this approach and in walks a lady. She says ,"Exuse me... do you have Tampons?" Boudreaux says," Yes mam here you go." Then he says," While you are here I have a new lawnmower to show you that your gonna need." The lady says , " Why do I need a lawnmower?" Boudreaux says, "Well you aint gonna be ******* so you might as well go out and cut the grass."





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